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by **PonderThis** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:19 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:James should read this one.

"PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!" Looks like she doesn't keep promises any better than she writes.

It's funny in a train-wreck-OMG-it's-so-awful sort of way for about thirty seconds. Then it just becomes this vast indistinguishable wall of putrid blandness ...

by **IanC** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:07 am

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only Iâ€™m a girl so I didnâ€™t get one you sicko.

LMAO.
Man that is terrible in a funny way.

by **katzenkoenig** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:18 am

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.

Count Chocula with blood, brilliant.

by **jvcc** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:19 pm

I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco

by **Chrono Crow** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:58 pm

Well, it still makes sense, if you think about it.

Also, I'm with Gif that it has far too many word substitutions to be real. Typos are one thing, but there are more like-sounding words in the places of key ones to be accidental. It's like a stupid cartoon character or Archie Bunker.

by **Binkatron5000** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:52 pm

Yeah, that definitely isn't real. After reading 20 chapter of it (owww my head) I have concluded that this is a joke. Wow, I can't imagine making up that much bullhonky though.

"I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces"

by **katzenkoenig** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:56 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Yeah, that definitely isn't real. After reading 20 chapter of it (owww my head) I have concluded that this is a joke. Wow, I can't imagine making up that much bullhonky though.

"I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces"

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.

he/she had help..

by **PonderThis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:47 am

Why?

by **Dusk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:09 am

I don't know, but I kinda want one.

by **catastrophile** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:15 pm

It's the internets. Somebody had to.

by **sum yun gai** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:17 am

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/27/top ... m-patents/

by **Dusk** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:51 am

page wrote:Device and method for safetly inserting an electronic device in an ear of a four-legged non-human trained animal

OMG who's training them?

Also, I never thought about hazard suit guys needing to take a dump. Until now.

by **Zombie Protestor** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:14 am

I like how the guy who invented the plane trap door just thinks there's nothing to the plane but seats, engines, and fuselage. Just lots of empty space.

by **EvilJekyll** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:42 am

The Mobile Crematorium, great for the Neo-Nazi in you!

by **kzager** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:50 pm

"Oh no! it's a suicide bomber and he's been standing idle for a long period of time. Good thing I brought my anti-suicide bomber Kevlar net with me. Also a good thing the bomber decided to ignite the explosion via a long wick instead of an electronic device or something."

by **catastrophile** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:41 pm

Awesome.

EDIT: Awesomer.

EEDDIITT:: Fatnastic.

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:19 am

catastrophile wrote:EDIT: Awesomer.

Last election season I had a born-again Christian co-worker who insisted Bush should be re-elected because he was "chosen by God". If I hadn't been unwilling to argue politics at work, I would have asked if the logical conclusion would be that there should never be another president (unless of course, God decides to specifically choose one again). Spoof or not, that site now has me afraid that the answer would have been "yes".

by **Dusk** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:29 am

catastrophile wrote:EDIT: Awesomer.

Wow. ::shakes head::

by **catastrophile** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:14 am

http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5 ... y-familiar

by **PonderThis** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:06 am

catastrophile wrote:http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5023878&t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar

I dunno, I think that's a bit of a stretch. Following that reasoning, anything with an asterisk (or something resembling an asterisk) is really a drawing of a rectum.

by **Skimba** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:59 am

PonderThis wrote:
catastrophile wrote:http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5023878&t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar
I dunno, I think that's a bit of a stretch. Following that reasoning, anything with an asterisk (or something resembling an asterisk) is really a drawing of a rectum.

Yes.
*

by **catastrophile** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:54 pm

Yeah, it's more of an unintentional-appropriateness thing to me.

Also,

PonderThis wrote:stretch [ . . . ] rectum.

BAND NAME.

by **sum yun gai** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:32 am

so does that mean that

* is emoticon for licking somebody's butt hole?

by **Chrono Crow** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:08 pm

PonderThis wrote:
catastrophile wrote:http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5023878&t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar
I dunno, I think that's a bit of a stretch.

lol goatse

by **Skimba** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:52 am

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007177.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007175.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007170.html
The first page of this today is all gold.

OK, OK...one more.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007283.html

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