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Postby PonderThis » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:19 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:James should read this one.
"PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!" Looks like she doesn't keep promises any better than she writes.

It's funny in a train-wreck-OMG-it's-so-awful sort of way for about thirty seconds. Then it just becomes this vast indistinguishable wall of putrid blandness ...
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Postby IanC » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:07 am

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.


LMAO.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:18 am

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.


Count Chocula with blood, brilliant.
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Postby jvcc » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:19 pm

I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco


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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:58 pm

Well, it still makes sense, if you think about it.

Also, I'm with Gif that it has far too many word substitutions to be real. Typos are one thing, but there are more like-sounding words in the places of key ones to be accidental. It's like a stupid cartoon character or Archie Bunker.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:52 pm

Yeah, that definitely isn't real. After reading 20 chapter of it (owww my head) I have concluded that this is a joke. Wow, I can't imagine making up that much bullhonky though.

"I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces"
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:56 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Yeah, that definitely isn't real. After reading 20 chapter of it (owww my head) I have concluded that this is a joke. Wow, I can't imagine making up that much bullhonky though.

"I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces"


AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.


he/she had help..
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Postby Dusk » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:09 am

I don't know, but I kinda want one.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:15 pm

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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:17 am

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Postby Dusk » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:51 am

page wrote:Device and method for safetly inserting an electronic device in an ear of a four-legged non-human trained animal

OMG who's training them?

Also, I never thought about hazard suit guys needing to take a dump. Until now.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:14 am

I like how the guy who invented the plane trap door just thinks there's nothing to the plane but seats, engines, and fuselage. Just lots of empty space.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:42 am

The Mobile Crematorium, great for the Neo-Nazi in you!
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Postby kzager » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:50 pm

"Oh no! it's a suicide bomber and he's been standing idle for a long period of time. Good thing I brought my anti-suicide bomber Kevlar net with me. Also a good thing the bomber decided to ignite the explosion via a long wick instead of an electronic device or something."
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:41 pm

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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:19 am

catastrophile wrote:EDIT: Awesomer.

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Postby Dusk » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:29 am

catastrophile wrote:EDIT: Awesomer.

Wow. ::shakes head::
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Postby catastrophile » Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:14 am

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Postby PonderThis » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:06 am

catastrophile wrote:http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5023878&t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar
I dunno, I think that's a bit of a stretch. Following that reasoning, anything with an asterisk (or something resembling an asterisk) is really a drawing of a rectum. :?
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Postby Skimba » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:59 am

PonderThis wrote:
catastrophile wrote:http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5023878&t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar
I dunno, I think that's a bit of a stretch. Following that reasoning, anything with an asterisk (or something resembling an asterisk) is really a drawing of a rectum. :?

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Postby catastrophile » Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:54 pm

Yeah, it's more of an unintentional-appropriateness thing to me.

Also,
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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:32 am

so does that mean that :P* is emoticon for licking somebody's butt hole?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:08 pm

PonderThis wrote:
catastrophile wrote:http://consumerist.com/tag/rectums/?i=5023878&t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar
I dunno, I think that's a bit of a stretch.


lol goatse
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