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Postby Nik » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:35 pm

Have I what?
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby catastrophile » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:52 pm

DON'T TRY TO PLAY INNOCENT WITH US. Unless it's some sort of sex game.
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:56 pm

Skimba wrote:THIS IS FOR ENTY, with hugses!
Tapirs


Hahaha. Tapirs. Tapirs are for everyone.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:40 pm

I lol'd several times at this:

If celebrities moved to Oklahoma

Although I'm pretty sure the Tara Reid one isn't fake.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:09 am

That's just silly.

We all know Gwen Stefani's flat as a board.

Also, Travolta = Robin Leach.
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Postby Skimba » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:37 pm

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:40 pm

gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
Judas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:54 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:42 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Read the reviews.


Ouch. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :lol: :lol:

When I initially came across Wagner's Ring it was like a revelation. I couldn't quite put my finger on it - but I wanted to. Within minutes of dimming my lights and burying my head into it I became enveloped in its cavernous depths. Now having withdrawn, I feel that by entering the ring myself, a little hole in me has been filled. I thoroughly recommend everyone to take the plunge into Wagner's wonderful piece.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :lol: :lol:

It won't be long until somebody makes reference at goatse in those reviews. :D
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Postby kzager » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:06 pm

That gives Ride of the Valkyries a whole new meaning.

My avatar fits this discussion quite wonderfully.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:43 pm

You put your conductor's stick (terminology fail) through Wagner's ring?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:01 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:You put your conductor's stick (terminology fail) through Wagner's ring?


BATON! BATON, YOU BELLIGERENT BAFFOON!
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:51 pm

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MysticalDescent wrote:You put your conductor's stick (terminology fail) through Wagner's ring?


BATON! BATON, YOU BELLIGERENT BAFFOON!

BUFFOON! BUFFOON, YOU INCREDULOUS tuna sandwich!
And that's terrible.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:04 pm

Gelatine Cow wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:You put your conductor's stick (terminology fail) through Wagner's ring?


BATON! BATON, YOU BELLIGERENT BAFFOON!

BUFFOON! BUFFOON, YOU INCREDULOUS tuna sandwich!


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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:29 pm

Wow. How many times have I been called a cunt on this site now? 6, 7 hundred?
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:50 pm

THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
And that's terrible.
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Postby Skimba » Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:07 pm

I know the link for the entire site has been posted before, but for some reason I found this one particularly funny and laughed out loud at work, in a very quiet office.
I played it off as a cough of some type.
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006391.html
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Postby James » Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:37 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Wow. How many times have I been called a tuna sandwich on this site now? 6, 7 hundred?

It's actually one of those feminist empowerment things. I'm an extremely active feminist.
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:04 am

James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Wow. How many times have I been called a tuna sandwich on this site now? 6, 7 hundred?

It's actually one of those feminist empowerment things. I'm an extremely active feminist.
And Chrono acts extremely feminist. So it all balances out.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:57 am

Mmmm. . . freshly-squeezed clitoraid.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:39 pm

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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu May 01, 2008 1:03 am

The Nietzsche Circus. Where a random Nietzsche quote is combined with a random Family Circus cartoon, often with hilarious results.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu May 01, 2008 8:28 am

giantsfan97 wrote:The Nietzsche Circus. Where a random Nietzsche quote is combined with a random Family Circus cartoon, often with hilarious results.


Genius.
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Postby Skimba » Thu May 01, 2008 10:01 am

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