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Postby ntw3001 » Thu May 01, 2008 10:17 pm

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Postby Nik » Thu May 01, 2008 11:19 pm

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giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby Skimba » Fri May 02, 2008 10:11 am

OK, one of the local radio station's DJ's do this "White Trash News Flash" bit everyday on my way home from work. Yesterday's was about a jewelry clerk that was robbed twice by the same guy, but it (May 1st) isn't up yet.
Anyway, here's the link for some other stories:
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Postby EvilJekyll » Fri May 02, 2008 8:15 pm

gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
Judas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby IanC » Sat May 03, 2008 11:22 am



Hah, that one works well.

Heres one i came across - http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/perm.php?c=61&q=1
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Postby chrismachine » Mon May 05, 2008 5:34 pm

A friend sent this to me... it is awesome.

http://thesuperest.com/archives/allheroes.php

Start at the bottom; each hero foils the next.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon May 05, 2008 6:33 pm

That was quite enjoyable.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue May 06, 2008 6:23 am

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HAHAHA

Needs more Rackforce.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue May 06, 2008 7:30 am

Unfortunately, Rakeman only has the power to stop Sideshow Bob.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Fri May 09, 2008 11:47 am

gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
Judas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby fanelian » Sun May 25, 2008 11:23 pm

kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
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Postby kzager » Sun May 25, 2008 11:37 pm

fanelian wrote:http://www.nameyourwang.com/default.htm


Quick! John Wayne is still available!

Also John Wang...

...Also John... I don't think anybody is buying certificates from this site.

fanelian wrote:I think this should go in the "news" but, I'm already here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm


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Postby fanelian » Mon May 26, 2008 12:16 am

kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
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Postby James » Mon May 26, 2008 8:47 am

fanelian wrote:http://www.instantrimshot.com/
http://www.sadtrombone.com/

I really want to use those in a conversation with someone unaware of their existence.
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Postby mrgazpacho » Mon May 26, 2008 9:16 am

fanelian wrote:http://www.thesuperest.com/archives/2007/10/31/s12_ironcabinet/


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Postby Skimba » Fri May 30, 2008 1:27 pm

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri May 30, 2008 2:17 pm

Wow, I love this. I made a few without checking to see if they are already on there or not and submitted them. Here they are.

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Postby PonderThis » Fri May 30, 2008 2:44 pm

This one out-and-out made me laugh ...
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 30, 2008 2:48 pm

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The redundancy of "power level" all over the place takes this chart from "hahaha!" to "ZWAGHHRARRRGHAhA!"

...or something to that effect.


EDIT: I thought this was clever:
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EDIT 2: This made me laugh maniacally:
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Postby Nik » Fri May 30, 2008 4:16 pm

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giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby Low-Tech » Fri May 30, 2008 4:53 pm

Null wrote:"Yes, we did need a place for our funny links, chum, and you provided the first step in the staircase of justice!"

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You know, Evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but, reguardless of the shape, you gotta wag your finger at it and say BAD! BAD EVIL!



Or something like that..... been a while since I've watched the show...


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Postby ntw3001 » Fri May 30, 2008 5:28 pm

I've been watching it on YouTube. As you know, it's magnificent.
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Postby IanC » Fri May 30, 2008 5:52 pm

Nik wrote:Image

Im pretty shy so i don't use urinals often - but why wouldn't anyone be in 2 and 4?
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri May 30, 2008 8:03 pm

IanC wrote:Im pretty shy so i don't use urinals often - but why wouldn't anyone be in 2 and 4?


ian, any manliness you may have accumulated over the years is hereby revoked until you learn men's bathroom etiquette
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:42 am

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