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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:33 pm

I use the stalls for my urinating needs. IF GOD INTENDED FOR US TO USE URINALS HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN OUR HOMES.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:06 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I use the stalls for my urinating needs. IF GOD INTENDED FOR US TO USE URINALS HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN OUR HOMES.
He did. They are called "walls". You know all about them.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:10 pm

Ehhhhh. . . that one's kind of a stretch. Negative points. I'm disappointed in you.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:18 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Ehhhhh. . . that one's kind of a stretch. Negative points. I'm disappointed in you.
No, really, he's right. Europeans use walls as urinals all the time.

Well, the French do, at least.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:52 pm

PonderThis wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Ehhhhh. . . that one's kind of a stretch. Negative points. I'm disappointed in you.
No, really, he's right. Europeans use walls as urinals all the time.

Well, the French do, at least.
CHRONO DOES.

That was the joke. Either he didn't get it or is a bad judge of a joke when he is the butt of it.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:08 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:
PonderThis wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Ehhhhh. . . that one's kind of a stretch. Negative points. I'm disappointed in you.
No, really, he's right. Europeans use walls as urinals all the time.

Well, the French do, at least.
CHRONO DOES.

That was the joke. Either he didn't get it or is a bad judge of a joke when he is the butt of it.


Nah. I got it, and I've seen enough jokes at my expense that I'm a connoisseur. That one just wasn't up to snuff.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:13 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:... connoisseur.
Wall peeing Frenchie! ;)
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:54 am

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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:35 pm

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Postby Dusk » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:02 am

Hahaha Thunderbird.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:27 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:Hahaha Thunderbird.
It's an email client ... and a horrible way to get drunk! :D


At least they didn't name it "Mozilla Changaa" ...
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:45 pm

Wow. Just...wow.

I read a review on Encyclopedia Dramaticaabout what is the worst Harry Potter fanfic ever written, and quite possibly the worst thing ever written. (Warning: contains nongraphic intercourse ["Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!"]). Mimiheart should especially get some laughs out of this thing. Here are a few golden excerpts:

"Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!"

""I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….â€
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:01 pm

Ha ha ... "lung black hair", now that's seriously black*! Because hey it's really dark in your lungs. :D




* - Not to be confused with Sirius Black, of course.
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:05 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:Wow. Just...wow.

I read a review on Encyclopedia Dramaticaabout what is the worst Harry Potter fanfic ever written, and quite possibly the worst thing ever written.

Oh, wow is right. It's horrible. My 3 year old niece tells a better story.
It made my brain hurt beyond belief.
I don't reccomend it to anyone. Seriously.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:08 pm

Not even to laugh at?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:21 pm

I'm actually having a hard time believing it wasn't done in such a poor fashion on purpose.
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:38 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:Not even to laugh at?

Maybe.
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[quote="and then a little later"]Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.â€
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:48 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:I'm actually having a hard time believing it wasn't done in such a poor fashion on purpose.

See, normally, that makes sense, but 44 chapters' worth?
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Postby Null » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:06 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I'm actually having a hard time believing it wasn't done in such a poor fashion on purpose.

See, normally, that makes sense, but 44 chapters' worth?

You're new to the internet, right?
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Postby loofah » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:27 pm

How does one open a door sexily?
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Postby Nik » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:44 pm

LOOPIN WAS MASTICATING ON HIS BROOMSTICK
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:24 pm

Nik wrote:LOOPIN WAS MASTICATING ON HIS BROOMSTICK

THE SHOCK AND HORROR OF IT ALL!
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:57 am

Steak kills vampire through heart attack.

Also
I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:25 pm

'“You rickin'-frackin' prep!!â€
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:59 pm

James should read this one.
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