ntw3001 wrote:I voted for the obviously-correct Ambrose Burnside. Unsurprisingly, so did everyone else. When he ate sprouts, he probably rolled them down from his ear right into his mouth like one of those marble mazes.
On closer inspection, the sprout would have rolled into his nose. I think that's actually a little less funny, but I think there's a justification for opinion being divided on the subject.

James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:The Next Best Thing To Pet Salvation In A Post-Rapture World
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.


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Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
Skimba wrote:$50.00 for a canvas covered block of wood is a bit too much for me...but they are still pretty awesome:
Sanrio 50th Art Show
Scroll down just a bit and you will see.
Oh crap - I may have to have the Sally one.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."
"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."
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