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Perfect pencil sharpener for James.

Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:30 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.

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Postby PonderThis » Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:01 pm

Ha! That's kind of neat. Although if it screams anyone, I'd think it screams Devilot. Although she hasn't been around lately. Hope she's ok.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:25 pm

One, Devilot was never okay. She admittedly fantasized about being maimed sexually. Two, I doubt Devilot would want such wishes for reasons mentioned above.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:16 am

I was hoping for a pencil sharpener that actually screamed 'JAAAAAAMES... JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES...'

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Postby Skimba » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:38 am

I'll take a dozen please.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:51 pm

ntw3001 wrote:I was hoping for a pencil sharpener that actually screamed 'JAAAAAAMES... JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES...'


Orgasmically.
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Postby kupo » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:19 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:One, Devilot was never okay. She admittedly fantasized about being maimed sexually.


Both of those sentences are the understatements of the year....

Though, I do miss her. There was some wonderfully messed up yet endearing quality to her.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:51 pm

Agreed. She was totally bizarre, but it was still enjoyable.
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Postby Dusk » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:55 pm

....That's not a pencil sharpener.


BTW, AUSTRALIAN PENCIL.


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