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Postby Nik » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:49 pm

We received this one. It's definitely affiliated with the school. They make it sound like we're exiled sinners, as our residence area is off campus and down the road.

Chapel <Chapel@my school>
To: chapel@my school
Bcc: Nicole.Thompson@my school
Subject: "This Prayer is for You"

We want you to know that this Sunday, November 4th, we will hold you up in prayer and the rest of the students living in [my residence area] at the 7PM Mass. Join us if you wish, but know that we pray for you because you are part of our community.
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Postby Saltine » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:14 pm

I hate it when I'm just trying to make it home during my evening commute but I keep getting held up in prayer.

Also: THOMPSON'D!
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Postby James » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:12 pm

Hahaha, yeah. That stuff is kind of weird. Theoretically it's nice, but in practice it's extremely awkward and kind of presumptuous.
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Postby Nik » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:39 pm

James wrote:Hahaha, yeah. That stuff is kind of weird. Theoretically it's nice, but in practice it's extremely awkward and kind of presumptuous.


We kind of live in the "ghetto" area of the town/city, there's a housing projects community right on the street. Security checks us constantly to make sure our doors are locked. But I don't get it. Don't pray for us... fix our heaters and street lights. Tell God to get the maintenance crew down here for us. Thanks!


PS: I misspelled street as "streeght".
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:31 pm

I was hoping that Kupo's mom would be involved in this. Wait, maybe she was!
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Dusk » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:44 pm

Nik wrote:We kind of live in the "ghetto" area of the town/city, there's a housing projects community right on the street. Security checks us constantly to make sure our doors are locked. But I don't get it. Don't pray for us... fix our heaters and street lights. Tell God to get the maintenance crew down here for us. Thanks!

Suggest a church working bee to address the concerns of the young faithful.
That's what I did and now I have a pool!*
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Postby Dusk » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:45 pm

*lies
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