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new and improved stereotypes

Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:28 pm

I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:56 pm

Jesuits Are Terrified of the Moon
While every normal person has a deep primal urge to destroy the moon, only the Jesuits realize the feeling is mutual.


*nods knowingly*


Lightning Bugs Won't Light Up Near a Catholic
That's why the pope hates 'em.


Yeah, I've had this happen to me. Bloody insects. They must be Protestant. :P
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:19 pm

Calling all Spamusement members: If you are in a position to do so, find out just how many of those are true. I'm hoping that by the end of today, stores in certain regions of Australia will have been emptied of all their skittles.
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Postby Dusk » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:47 pm

Hahahaha they're good.

Chrism in 5 years.
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Postby chrismachine » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:09 am

I thought that since my Elantra practically came with a car seat you'd have said something like 9 months... so thank you, I guess. YOU BASTARD
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Postby Dusk » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:43 am

chrismachine wrote:I thought that since my Elantra practically came with a car seat you'd have said something like 9 months... so thank you, I guess. YOU BASTARD

haha I figured your wife was shooting blanks or something.
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Postby Jemry » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:06 am

MysticalDescent wrote:Calling all Spamusement members: If you are in a position to do so, find out just how many of those are true. I'm hoping that by the end of today, stores in certain regions of Australia will have been emptied of all their skittles.


Atleast it's not Jenkem.
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Postby jvcc » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:21 am

Black People Can Extinguish A Fire Just by Dissing It
During the great Chicago fire of 1871, it took nearly 100 men implying the inferno's mother was promiscuous to smother the blaze


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Postby chrismachine » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:21 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:
chrismachine wrote:I thought that since my Elantra practically came with a car seat you'd have said something like 9 months... so thank you, I guess. YOU BASTARD

haha I figured your wife was shooting blanks or something.
Maybe she is... either way if we don't produce a kid and buy a small townhome within the next year I have to give the Elantra back and get a WRX.
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:52 pm

This is some funny s/hit.
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Postby Dusk » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:54 pm

Jemry wrote:Atleast it's not Jenkem.

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hahahahaha

chrismachine wrote: Maybe she is... either way if we don't produce a kid and buy a small townhome within the next year I have to give the Elantra back and get a WRX.

haha You must name your first son Rex.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:56 pm

Hahaha. Butt-hash.
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Postby kupo » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:36 pm

Gay People Poop Marshmallows
Which explains why they are always so dang festive


AWESOME!!!!
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Postby SilasX » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:58 am

This is quite possibly the funniest site I've ever seen.

White People Secretly Know How to Breathe Underwater


FWIW, I can breathe underwater, so maybe there's something to that... :D
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Postby James » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:08 am

Was this at all influenced by Ian Fleming? Apparently he thought gay people couldn't whistle.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:43 pm

And dogs can't look up.
And that's terrible.
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Postby Dusk » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:20 pm

James wrote:Was this at all influenced by Ian Fleming? Apparently he thought gay people couldn't whistle.

Wait, so Bogart was just checking to see if Bergman was lesbianly inclined?
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