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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:06 pm

They're foreign, naturally. But some really are hilarious.
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Postby Nik » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:12 pm

This man does not know why he must wear the poop hat. He can only grimly accept his fate.


Yes, that's a gun that fires teddy bears. Although crime is rare in Japan, when it happens, it is absolutely hilarious.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:39 pm

I liked the virus ball.
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Postby SemiNomad » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:48 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I liked the virus ball.


That reminds me of an ad I saw years ago for neckties with designs based on electron micrographs of virues and bacteria. I think I saw the ad in the context of it being made fun of (possibly Jay Leno's Headlines segment), but it was ostensibly a real ad.
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:55 pm

RoboJesus ... "Crap! Crap like a champion!" ... Baby Sauron ...

Holy crap that was the funniest thing I've seen for quite some time.
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Postby Skimba » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:25 pm

That is hilarious.
A friend of mine owns this.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:50 pm

That site is hilarious.

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They remind me of the Powergen mascots, who I can't find.
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Postby Null » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:56 pm

I bet the puzzling thing in #17 is a cape. And #14 I bet is a capybara.
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Postby Dusk » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:48 pm

GOD-JESUS
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:26 pm

LOL the kid praying for true love on the God-Jesus box and being flat out, joyfully denied.

LOL 'Benign Girl'

LOL 'Cock Bloc Super'

Okay, I'm done.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:17 pm

ntw3001 wrote:LOL the kid praying for true love on the God-Jesus box and being flat out, joyfully denied.


The order things are read in Japan are backwards for us. Thus, it's to be read from the bottom up. I know this only because I've seen bits of Manga.

You may know this, and were only being sarcastic for humor purposes.
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Postby Nik » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:23 pm

I'm pretty sure right to left, but not down to up.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:31 pm

Nik wrote:I'm pretty sure right to left, but not down to up.


Hm. I thought both applied. Well, sucks to be that kid, then.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:48 pm

So if it's down to up, his heart is broken, he prays for love, and then... what? I NEED CLOSURE
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:23 am

MATTHEW THE FIRST!!! Mannnnnnnnnnn these made me laugh soooo hard I couldn't even deal with it! Thank you! Before I was in a decidedly unpleasant mood but no more my friend!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:37 am

Hahaha. Now I feel like Matthew's dad.

EAT YOUR dang VEGETABLES, MATTHEW!
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Postby loofah » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:20 am

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ntw3001 wrote:LOL the kid praying for true love on the God-Jesus box and being flat out, joyfully denied.

The order things are read in Japan are backwards for us. Thus, it's to be read from the bottom up. I know this only because I've seen bits of Manga.
You may know this, and were only being sarcastic for humor purposes.

I'm currently taking japanese, and unless my instructor has given up on me, I'm pretty sure it's top-down, right-to-left.
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Postby DarthCat » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:28 am

What about PS3? OHBURN. (Also, sorry Ninjatron).

I should add that these are awesome and hilarious. Also, #22 is not an actual publicized toy, but rather model figurines made into "mechys" (the Something Awful term, related to furry, for people who are drawn to, and often sexually aroused by, aircraft).
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Postby Nyperold » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:08 am

:lol:

That reminds me of the two Top 10 weirdest USB drives lists that I'm aware of. :D
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Postby James » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:59 am

Nik wrote:I'm pretty sure right to left, but not down to up.

Yeah, Matt, you idiot. I knew that when I was in primary school. OH GOD, HOW CAN YOU BE SO ILL-INFORMED?

Hahaha, sorry.

I like a few of these. Benign girl, teddy gun (or whatever it was), etc.
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Postby Nyperold » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:38 pm

I'll say this: they aren't afraid to experiment.

...Although how much of the experimentation is R&D is debatable.
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Postby kupo » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:20 am

Wait, that stripper pole is fake, right? I mean, like, not really sold in toy stores?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:36 am

Of course it isn't!

Anymore.
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Postby kzager » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:49 am

I can remember that the blokes at weeblsstuff.co.uk (badger badger badger guys) did a game for it. I think it was kind of DDR style, but I can't recall.
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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:07 pm

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