Toys to avoid this Christmas.

by **Dusk** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:02 am

COULD THIS BE THE MOST AWESOME TOY?

by **kupo** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:20 pm

BAZOOM!

by **katzenkoenig** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:52 pm

wow, up to 1.34216 mph !

by **sum yun gai** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:08 pm

that looks like a sudden deceleration trauma waiting to happen. "boat made for girls only because of the risk to future generations"

by **Null** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:17 pm

katzenkoenig wrote:wow, up to 1.34216 mph !

I bet the "up to" means "if no one is actually riding it. Adding the weight of even the smallest child reduces top speed to .0946 mph. Perfect for dampening your child's unreasonable expectations of life."

by **Nyperold** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:23 pm

And even less if the cannon is fired. Action/reaction, and all that.

by **Chrono Crow** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:29 pm

Every boy wants BAZOOMS!

by **Dusk** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:30 pm

Spot the four guys who are going to use science and logic to talk their children out of wanting awesome toys for christmas.
I weep for the next generation.

by **James** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:58 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:Spot the four guys who are going to use science and logic to talk their children out of wanting awesome toys for christmas.
I weep for the next generation.

When they're travelling at 36 m/m they'll all get eaten by hippos.

by **EvilJekyll** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:10 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:Spot the four guys who are going to use science and logic to talk their children out of wanting awesome toys for christmas.
I weep for the next generation.

They should be trying to figure out how to mod it to go 5 km/h instead. Teaching their children to play with dangerous things and possibly explosives.

by **Dusk** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:19 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:They should be trying to figure out how to mod it to go 5 km/h instead. Teaching their children to play with dangerous things and possibly explosives.

Yes, exactly. Fitting NERF missile launchers to the rear spoiler/foil, drink holders etc.

by **EvilJekyll** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:26 pm

Description wrote: Appoint your kids Captain of the ship with Six Flags Motorized Thunder Boat. Powered by a 12V motor, it moves up to 2-feet per second and features fully functional steering in any direction and a built-in motorized water blaster that shoots an endless stream of pool water up to 20 feet!

* Underwater propeller is protected by a safety cage
* Fully functional steering in any direction
* Built-in motorized water blaster shoots an endless stream of pool water up to 20 feet
* For children up to 100 lbs.

Mod Notes:
*Replace underwater propeller with bigger blade and remove safety cage.
*Change motor to more powerful one.
*Add pressurisation to water blaster for better impact.
*Figure out how to get a better weight limit so you can ride.

by **Gelatine Cow** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:28 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:They should be trying to figure out how to mod it to go 5 km/h instead. Teaching their children to play with dangerous things and possibly explosives.

Yes, exactly. Fitting NERF missile launchers to the rear spoiler/foil, drink holders etc.

Just figure out how to get an old Datsun to float in the pool and let the kids go nuts.

by **Dusk** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:35 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:old Datsun

LOL Ahhh Datsuns.
The word seems strange now that I type it. Datsun.

by **Nyperold** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:23 am

Oh, hey, I just realized something: in Japan, even children have the right to bear arms.

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