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Postby Skeeter » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:33 pm

Their research raised the disturbing possibility that much of what we think and do is thought and done by an unconscious part of the brain — an inner zombie.

I guess that would explain the recurring desire to rip off my bosses head and eat his brain.

...braaaaaaains...
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:54 pm

Here's a beer with a very ancient pedigree!

Hmmm ... I wonder if terror birds drank beer?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:24 pm

Makes me want to drink it, and I don't drink alcohol.
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Postby Portals » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:48 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:Makes me want to drink it, and I don't drink alcohol.

Ditto. And I can't even legally drink yet.
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:11 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:57 am

Whaaaaat. Far out man.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:43 am


Cool. Can you order this online?

PonderThis wrote:Hmmm ... I wonder if terror birds drank beer?

*hic* BKAWW

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$5 says it's Unicron.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:32 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:

Cool. Can you order this online?

I was wondering the same thing. But a little poking around showed that it's only currently available from one little pub in northern California. Man, it's almost worth it to make a trip to Stockton. Almost. :|
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Postby Skimba » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:37 am

Hey, Juicy's in Northern CA somewhere...let's see if we can get him to get us all some.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:07 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:
sum yun gai wrote:"dark flow" from outside the universe

$5 says it's Unicron.


dang I was going to make the 'Bet that it is a cosmic monster' joke. dang YOU DUSK YOU RUINED MY JOKE AS USUAL
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:35 am

Should we be worried that crabs are learning to use jellyfish as mounts? Is this one step away from a land invasion?

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Postby PonderThis » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:05 am

I, for one, welcome our new jellyfish-riding crab overlords. Let's face it, humanity had a good run, now it's time for the crabs to take over.
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Postby kupo » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:26 am

Crabs + jellyfish mounts = AWESOME
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Postby SemiNomad » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:45 am

PonderThis wrote:I, for one, welcome our new jellyfish-riding crab overlords. Let's face it, humanity had a good run, now it's time for the crabs to take over.


You can't give up that easily. Come on, we're humans; nobody kills off large quantities of animals like we do. I say we start hoarding cocktail sauce and Old Bay seasoning and prepare for a savory, mouth-watering battle for survival.
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Postby Skimba » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:52 am

I really enjoy the end of the clip...It's just staring, triumphant.
HI CRABBY-CRAB-CRAB-CRAB!!!!!! *waves*
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:04 am

SemiNomad wrote:
PonderThis wrote:I, for one, welcome our new jellyfish-riding crab overlords. Let's face it, humanity had a good run, now it's time for the crabs to take over.


You can't give up that easily. Come on, we're humans; nobody kills off large quantities of animals like we do. I say we start hoarding cocktail sauce and Old Bay seasoning and prepare for a savory, mouth-watering battle for survival.
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I shall go out to eat lunch in a few hours and I shall order crab!

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Postby Skimba » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:20 pm

Niiice...awwww...hahaha...awwww...AHHHHHHHHHH...awwww
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:03 pm

Krabbenkönig!
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:40 pm

That pic is so awesome, null. I've got an idea for a followup if I'm not too lazy after work tonight ...
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:33 pm

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Postby Saltine » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:03 pm

JESUS HAS COME BACK AS A SHARK
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Postby Skimba » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:09 pm

AGAIN!
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Postby Saltine » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:12 pm

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JAWS VI: PASSION OF THE JAWS
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:23 pm

Jesus Christ Supershark
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