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by sum yun gai » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:34 pm
what would jesus-shark do?
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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by EvilJekyll » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:35 pm
Not eat fish on Friday.
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by loofah » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:31 pm
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
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by EvilJekyll » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:36 pm
BBC wrote:[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7657092.stm]men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally.
"These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." [/url]
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by EvilJekyll » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:09 am
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
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by PonderThis » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:15 pm
Scientists should not be allowed to attempt any musical endeavor, even rap.Brian wrote:Large Hadron Rap
Unless their name is "Tom Lehrer", of course.
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by PonderThis » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:00 am
When I saw the title, Laser Could Aid Search for Life on Mars, I immediately thought of an orbiting satellite that would have this laser along with the most powerful directional mic ever created. The laser would then blast bits of the Martian surface and the mic would listen for the tiny little screams of tiny little animals being blasted by a laser. 
Unfortunately, the article is a bit more sensible than that.
Unfortunately, the article is a bit more sensible than that.
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by Zombie Protestor » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:37 am
Scanning for life on Mars, one micron at a time.
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by Zombie Protestor » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:59 pm
That's basically what it says in the article, though.
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by loofah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:39 pm
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
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by kzager » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:28 pm
Saltine wrote:Great, yet another of my fetishes proves deadly.
I was trying to think of a joke about the scotch tape killing my sperm too but couldn't think of anything.
Congratulations.
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by EvilJekyll » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:46 pm
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
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by kzager » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:14 am
Eviljekyll wrote:Internet searching increases brain function
That's surprising to me - I always thought the opposite was true for random surfing.
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by PonderThis » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:12 pm
Poor little axolotl! 
That's one cool looking amphibian, I hope it can be saved from extinction.
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by kzager » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:30 pm
PonderThis wrote:Poor little axolotl!
They probably can't be saved in the wild. I'm sure they'll do fine in captivity, though. Assuming they don't get a weird fungus or something.
There are a lot of amphibians that have gone extinct in the wild.
nonnative fish introduced into the canals are eating its lunch — and its babies.
AND THEY'RE TAKIN' THEIR JOBS!
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by sum yun gai » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:40 am
draculahunter wrote:PonderThis wrote:Poor little axolotl!
They probably can't be saved in the wild. I'm sure they'll do fine in captivity, though. Assuming they don't get a weird fungus or something.
i know a girl in australia who used to keep one as a pet. i'll have to find out if she still has it.
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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by kzager » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:54 am
Yeah. It's a shame because A) they can't really migrate that easily because they have to stay close to the water, but they also do lots of stuff on land so the chances are they'd find a nice place to settle down so to speak and B) they're amphibians so their skin absorbs water which is really troublesome because that means that it also absorbs other things like chytridiomycosis and Mexico water.
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