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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:34 pm

what would jesus-shark do?
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SHARK the herald angels sing
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Postby loofah » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:31 pm

Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:36 pm

BBC wrote:[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7657092.stm]men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally.

"These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." [/url]
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Postby Brian » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:14 am

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Will Shigeru be forced to garrote a dishonorable cur?

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Postby kzager » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:19 pm

Brian wrote:Large Hadron Rap


Kind of reminds me of this horrible mess.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:15 pm

Brian wrote:Large Hadron Rap
Scientists should not be allowed to attempt any musical endeavor, even rap.

Unless their name is "Tom Lehrer", of course.

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Postby PonderThis » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:00 am

When I saw the title, Laser Could Aid Search for Life on Mars, I immediately thought of an orbiting satellite that would have this laser along with the most powerful directional mic ever created. The laser would then blast bits of the Martian surface and the mic would listen for the tiny little screams of tiny little animals being blasted by a laser. :D

Unfortunately, the article is a bit more sensible than that. ;)

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:37 am

Scanning for life on Mars, one micron at a time.
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Postby kzager » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:55 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:Scanning for life on Mars, one micron at a time.

That's a god-awful small affair.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:59 pm

That's basically what it says in the article, though.
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Postby loofah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:39 pm

Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.

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Postby Saltine » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:27 am

Great, yet another of my fetishes proves deadly.
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Postby kzager » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:28 pm

Saltine wrote:Great, yet another of my fetishes proves deadly.

I was trying to think of a joke about the scotch tape killing my sperm too but couldn't think of anything.

Congratulations.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:46 pm

gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
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Postby kzager » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:14 am



That's surprising to me - I always thought the opposite was true for random surfing.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:12 pm

Poor little axolotl! :( That's one cool looking amphibian, I hope it can be saved from extinction.

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Postby kzager » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:30 pm

PonderThis wrote:Poor little axolotl! :( That's one cool looking amphibian, I hope it can be saved from extinction.


They probably can't be saved in the wild. I'm sure they'll do fine in captivity, though. Assuming they don't get a weird fungus or something.

There are a lot of amphibians that have gone extinct in the wild.

nonnative fish introduced into the canals are eating its lunch — and its babies.

AND THEY'RE TAKIN' THEIR JOBS!
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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:40 am

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PonderThis wrote:Poor little axolotl! :( That's one cool looking amphibian, I hope it can be saved from extinction.


They probably can't be saved in the wild. I'm sure they'll do fine in captivity, though. Assuming they don't get a weird fungus or something.


i know a girl in australia who used to keep one as a pet. i'll have to find out if she still has it.
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Postby kzager » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:54 am

Yeah. It's a shame because A) they can't really migrate that easily because they have to stay close to the water, but they also do lots of stuff on land so the chances are they'd find a nice place to settle down so to speak and B) they're amphibians so their skin absorbs water which is really troublesome because that means that it also absorbs other things like chytridiomycosis and Mexico water.
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Postby slydon » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:32 am

Saltine wrote:Great, yet another of my fetishes proves deadly.


Thanks for not outing me on that.

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