A tinfoil hat for our era.

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A tinfoil hat for our era.

Postby Nik » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:11 pm

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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:56 pm

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid.


don't think i have to highllight the important part :P
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Postby Nik » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:58 pm

Hahahahahahahaha
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby James » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:12 pm

Do you think aliens wear velcro shoes?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:23 pm

James wrote:Do you think aliens wear velcro shoes?


Of course. They're of higher intelligence, so naturally, they're nerds.

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Postby Skimba » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:23 pm

But....I like getting abducted.
They always put me back, mostly unscathed.
I protest this hat.
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