A tinfoil hat for our era.

[Nik]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/thoug ... op_ali.php

[katzenkoenig]

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid.

don't think i have to highllight the important part

[Nik]

Hahahahahahahaha

[James]

Do you think aliens wear velcro shoes?

[Chrono Crow]

Do you think aliens wear velcro shoes?

Of course. They're of higher intelligence, so naturally, they're nerds.

[cue Bottlecap]

[Skimba]

But....I like getting abducted.
They always put me back, mostly unscathed.
I protest this hat.