THIS ARE THE NEWS

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Postby catastrophile » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:18 pm

That depends on which social circle you're in.
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Re: THIS ARE THE NEWS

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:58 pm

stevenf wrote:I see too many weird headlines on the internet to not share them with you all.

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At first, I read those first few letters as "WTF". Which is probably more accurate than anything else that could be put there. :?
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Postby stevenf » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:34 pm

I didn't realize we already had a funny headlines thread. Oh well. ONWARD

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Postby jvcc » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:13 pm

stevenf wrote:I didn't realize we already had a funny headlines thread. Oh well. ONWARD

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Made me think of:
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Postby stevenf » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:54 pm

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Merry Jolly, everyone.

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Postby mattex » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:47 am

stevenf wrote:Image

Merry Jolly, everyone.


"oh crap. we forgot to get jimmy a present this year!"

"it's all right dear, just throw a baby in. No one will notice."

Heres mine, sorry if its a bit big.

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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:49 am

aw man, i had a GREAT one from the BBC rss feed. the headline said "Clinton struggles to hold Obama" but when i went to the article it was a boring headline instead... :(
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Postby Portals » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:38 am

mattex wrote:Image

Oh dear god... The mental images. *shudder* :shock:

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Postby stevenf » Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:44 am

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Little bit of a crisis of confidence at the end there.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:56 am

•50 dollars if you watch the Oscars!
•PLEASE WATCH! WE HAVE NO FRIENDS!
•We just wanna be popular like you!
•We'll assassinate the president, give you a blowjob, and mine for gold! JUST PLEASE WATCH THE FUCKING AWARDS!
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