BLURT thread

[giantsfan97]

Puppy Bowl is possibly the best thing ever.

"Yumz" was my MVP

[slydon]

KITTEN HALF-TIME SHOW!

They're adorable, but they always look so bewildered in there. I caught myself wishing they'd stop the music so you could hear them squeaking.

[jvcc]

This isn't related to anything, but it is the BLURT thread so I feel justified in bringing it up. I was talking to a guy I know here at school (an admittedly awkward guy, but I haven't many friends here) and he brought up that I have dimples when I smile and asked if he could poke them. I immediately said no but he went ahead and poked my face anyway. If I hadn't been so confused I may have hit him, but instead I just indicated that I had to go. I thought he wanted a high-five as a goodbye, but he actually just wanted to sort of hold my hand in both of his. By this point I really just wanted to go, so I said something in parting which he didn't hear so he put his hand on my shoulder and asked me to repeat it. I did and was fnally able to get rid of him.

I bring this up because, clueless as I am, it seems like he's interested in me. I don't think I really want to be friends with him anymore either way, but if I'm right it would be a good enough reason to not talk to him anymore.

[Skimba]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

[Binkatron5000]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

Hear hear! (Or is it "Here here!"? Come to think of it, I have never seen it written, only heard the expression.)

[jvcc]

I don't think I've ever had an extended conversation with him where I haven't mentioned my boyfriend. Generally that's always been enough to give a guy a hint, but he seems a little clueless and creepy. It's not like I particularly cherished his friendship anyway. He mostly just laughed at my jokes.

[Saltine]

How many jokes did he laugh at? You owe him for those. If it's less than five, a dimple-poke will repay your debt. Between five and ten calls for awkward hand-holding. Anything more than that and you're essentially his slave now. QUID PRO QUO

[jvcc]

Oh god, he's laughed at SO MANY. D:

[MysticalDescent]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

Hear hear! (Or is it "Here here!"? Come to think of it, I have never seen it written, only heard the expression.)

"Hear him, hear him"

[traubster]

If God didn't want us to use saliva for lubricant, he wouldn't have positioned it so conveniently in the woman's mouth.

[Binkatron5000]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

Hear hear! (Or is it "Here here!"? Come to think of it, I have never seen it written, only heard the expression.)

"Hear him, hear him"

Aha! Thanks!

[traubster]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

Let the creep creep. Maybe he will creep into your heart... and perhaps use it as a vessel to reproduce.

[Binkatron5000]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

Let the creep creep. Maybe he will creep into your heart... and perhaps use it as a vessel to reproduce.

As warm and inviting as a heart might seem, it is not something to deposit seed into. And it especially cannot be used as a reproduction pod.

[loofah]

Be honest. Tell him you have a boyfriend and he's creeping you out; to the point of you want to stop being friends. If he doesn't get it after that, well, that's his problem then, and I will support you in your decisions after that. (lol)

Let the creep creep. Maybe he will creep into your heart... and perhaps use it as a vessel to reproduce.

As warm and inviting as a heart might seem, it is not something to deposit seed into. And it especially cannot be used as a reproduction pod.

I dunno, heartworms are pretty creepy, and they certainly use the heart as a reproduction pod.

[Binkatron5000]

Let the creep creep. Maybe he will creep into your heart... and perhaps use it as a vessel to reproduce.

As warm and inviting as a heart might seem, it is not something to deposit seed into. And it especially cannot be used as a reproduction pod.

I dunno, heartworms are pretty creepy, and they certainly use the heart as a reproduction pod.

Oh my! I should have clarified, human reproduction pod.

[Saltine]

Don't call her that!

[ntw3001]

I was reading the Daily Mail website and they had a story about a woman they called 'the human baby factory'. This is apparently not your normal neighbourhood brick-and-mortar baby factory.

[slydon]

Human baby factories are terribly inefficient, even when factory farmed correctly it's hard to get more than 1 baby a year or so. They also tend to make weird babies after 40 or so.
They can't possibly compete with the assembly line process at the local Baby Depot.

[PonderThis]

I have to disagree, Slydon. I think that those specially hand-crafted home-made babies are, while more expensive, of much higher quality than the mass produced ones you find at Baby Depot. I mean, look at what happened in the Matrix. I think the reason that movie series went to crap is because of the poor quality mass produced humans used in its production.

[traubster]

I have to disagree, Slydon. I think that those specially hand-crafted home-made babies are, while more expensive, of much higher quality than the mass produced ones you find at Baby Depot. I mean, look at what happened in the Matrix. I think the reason that movie series went to crap is because of the poor quality mass produced humans used in its production.

I dunno much about this "Matrix" you insist upon, but Kirstie Alley was recently explaining to me that hand-crafted home-made babies are outrageously predisposed to autism.

[fanelian]

Tontitown Arkansas is funny because Tontito means "Little dumb" in spanish

Yeah, I've got nothing interesting to say. I don't care for babies, handmade or else.

[jvcc]

Agreed. I don't want babies in my heart or anywhere else.

[Binkatron5000]

BEER BEER BEER. I LIKE BEER. DARK BITTER BEER. RED ALES. ETC. Give it to my belly, this is a TIME OF NEED!!!

That didn't rhyme at all.

[Skimba]

BEER...it's what's for dinner!
BEER...is there anything you can't do?
ALCOHOL...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
BEER
BEER there, brewed that.


...getting back to work now.

[PonderThis]

I am totally SNODE IN. I ain't goin' nowhere. Fortunately the power lines are buried around here as are the phone lines so I've got power and internet and don't have to go anywhere. In fact, I got a call from "da boss" and power is out at work and has been since about 3 yesterday afternoon so hey life is good. I'll have to post some snow pictures later.