A whine and complain thread

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Skimba » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:34 pm

I have the flu.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby loofah » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:17 am

Skimba wrote:I have the flu.

Ugh. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Also... *brandishes weapon* keep your distance, ma'am.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Skimba » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:14 am

Thanks loofs. And I understand. Yes, please keep away from the infected...it's best for all.
I had to get up to feed the cat, eat some crackers and take my meds, so I came here to amuse myself and something struck me funny, so I made a flu-brained funny for y'all.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:13 pm

Dear Cambridge University,

If you require me to submit a CV, cover letter and application form, please ensure that I am not required to write out a second CV and cover letter as part of the application form.

Yours tiredofjobapplicationsfully,

Nicholas Westbrook

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:22 pm

The children at the childcare center where I work are only in the U.S. for a limited time before their parents go back to their countries of origin. Not to say that I have favorite kids, but there are ones that I'm particularly fond of and get along really well with. One of them already went back to China last year, and now another is leaving for it on Monday. I don't particularly mean to whine or complain about it, but each time one of them leaves it makes me more sad.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby loofah » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:23 am

jvcc wrote:The children at the childcare center where I work are only in the U.S. for a limited time before their parents go back to their countries of origin. Not to say that I have favorite kids, but there are ones that I'm particularly fond of and get along really well with. One of them already went back to China last year, and now another is leaving for it on Monday. I don't particularly mean to whine or complain about it, but each time one of them leaves it makes me more sad.

The solution: never become attached to another human being.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Skimba » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:12 pm

loofah wrote:
jvcc wrote:The children at the childcare center where I work are only in the U.S. for a limited time before their parents go back to their countries of origin. Not to say that I have favorite kids, but there are ones that I'm particularly fond of and get along really well with. One of them already went back to China last year, and now another is leaving for it on Monday. I don't particularly mean to whine or complain about it, but each time one of them leaves it makes me more sad.

The solution: never become attached to another human being.

hahahahaha...yes. :P
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:44 am

My The Wickerman viewing ended up with someone throwing up in the bathroom. It's only to be expected when Nic Cage is involved.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Skimba » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:12 pm

So, I still feel like poo.
The End.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:05 pm

Oooh I went riding and a mere 15 miles did me in. Put a fork in my I'm done for. Achy achy achy. That's what I get for letting myself get out of shape.

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:42 am

Nothing like coming home to your apartment at 4:30 on a Sunday morning to have rude drunk people ask you to give their car a jump. To be fair, I'm only certain that one of them was drunk, and he wasn't the one who would have been driving. The lady asked for a jump and stood outside by the front of my car forever while she and her friend/boyfriend/husband were trying to figure something out, then she came out and couldn't get her hood open, then she asked me if I had any cables, so I got them cables out of my trunk and the guy slurred, "Get ova here," to me, to which she said, "She won't know where to put them!" Then we realized that they weren't long enough and there wouldn't really be any way I could configure my car to make it reach. I asked if they had anyone to call to pick them up, and they said no, so I bid them a long overdue goodbye and went inside.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Saltine » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:34 pm

LAPTOP Y U NO BOOT UP ANYMORE
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:20 am

preexisting and appropriate:
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:23 am

Why did I leave my regular computer glasses at home? WHY? I'm getting by on an old prescription but they are only adequate and oddly enough I'm feeling a bit of nausea.

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:48 am

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EDIT: That was not my original image. It was like this but with PONDER instead of whoever this BRIAN fellow is:
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Also bonus when trying to google my lost image:
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:50 am

Hahahahaha.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:11 pm

YES STOOPID EYES why can't i just pop in some bionic replacements?

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:49 pm

I thought PonderThis wrote:YES STOOPID EYES why can't i just poop in some bionic replacements?


and I thought that probably it would be bad for the circuits and mechanisms and what have you.

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby James » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:21 pm

Annual appraisal time again. I hate these bloody things.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Skimba » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:37 am

What happened to the image that Binkbink made about Ponder's eyes? Has something hacked her account? That's soooooo weird. AGGGGGH!
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby ntw3001 » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:53 am

Ahahahahahahahaha yeah uh that's weird.

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:35 pm

AAAH what is that?!?! Ahahahahahha... hmmm.... gonna try and fix that now...

FIX'D
GO SEE THE PRETTY RAINBOW PUKE!
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby chrismachine » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:18 pm

hahaha, she's pooping vajayjay
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby ntw3001 » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:41 pm

It's changed again. Was it supposed to do that, or is it... enchanted?

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:46 pm

I am loving this. Everyday a new picture!
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