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Postby Some creepy faggot » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:50 pm

The pills make the voice in my head stop calling me a worthless loser but I still feel like a worthless loser. Welp;

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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:40 pm

When you think about it, according to some religions homosexuality is bad, so Satan is theoretically gay.

Stocks of anusol are probably running low in Hell. Maybe that's part of the torture.
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Postby JD-Rom » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:16 am

That was supposed to be a reference to South Park, actually. :?
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Postby Dusk » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:19 am

PonderThis wrote:Satan is way too lazy and disorganized to claim the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be

Yes, that's for the Mormons to do.

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Postby Saltine » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:44 am

Valentine's Day:

- Sump pump failure! Hooray, five inches of standing, er, rising water in the basement! Goodbye, bunch of my possessions!
- Nighttime run to Home Depot to buy new pump. Jury-rigging a temporary system. Fun equation: pump minus pipe clamp equals fun fountain! Also: nothing says "I love you" like numb feet.
- Area-wide power failure. Oh, who needs electricity? Answer: SUMP PUMP.
- Eventual drainage of basement, re-lighting of pilot lights.

- Flat tire recurrence! I guess Monday's repair didn't take, because it was flat again on Wednesday. The tire place told me it was a coincidental second puncture. YEAH, NO. WHATEVER, YOU LYING DICKWADS; KEEP MY THIRTY BUCKS AND FIX THE dang THING. The tire was eventually banished and replaced with one of its expensive brethren.

- Ultrasound for new baby at Children's Hospital. This turned out fine. The tests confirm that she is a human child and not some sort of human-ape hybrid.

And that was my V-Day.

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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:13 pm

Saltine wrote:- Ultrasound for new baby at Children's Hospital. This turned out fine. The tests confirm that she is a human child and not some sort of human-ape hybrid.
Aww, heck. Not even a little bit of alien DNA? Or a mutant superpower? Gee, what's the world coming to?

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Postby Null » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:46 pm

What the heck is a "baby" anyway? Or do you folks not know how to spell?

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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:18 pm

PonderThis wrote:
Saltine wrote:- Ultrasound for new baby at Children's Hospital. This turned out fine. The tests confirm that she is a human child and not some sort of human-ape hybrid.
Aww, heck. Not even a little bit of alien DNA? Or a mutant superpower? Gee, what's the world coming to?


i thought we used the gom jabbar to test for humanity?
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:39 pm

Saltine wrote:And that was my V-Day.

END COMPLAINT

You should have gone to teh 'con. Then Bagels could have taken care of all that while you were getting drunk in a girl's dorm room.

AS IT SHOULD BE.
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Postby Saltine » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:07 pm

Yes, at least then the water I found myself in would have been hot.

(Also: thank you for calling her "Bagels" and not "Bagel" like some people around here.)
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:09 pm

I'm wise to the metaphor. :wink:
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Postby Dusk » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:23 pm

catastrophile wrote:I'm wise to the metaphor. :wink:

But every Saturday night she becomes BAGUETTE.

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Postby JD-Rom » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:20 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

rickin'-frackin' Jerkass Americans. Always bullying other more unfortunate countries because of traditional cuisine, all while obsessing about celebrities and complaining about the state of their Richie Bitch country by saying they're not pleased with their online shopping, flat-screen LCD's, elephant-sized Humvees, and overall dominance of this world. I hate them. They make me sick. I wish I could just smash their bloody, braindead heads to the wall and rip out their spine while stepping on their entrails which are being eaten by evil porpoises and kittens... :evil:


Canada's way better. (At least it's friendlier. :x )

I know most Americans aren't like that. It's just that I'm so sleepy and grumpy, and that some douchebag said in the article's comments that us Filipinos are decidedly unpleasant cavemen. I personally hope he/she/it immediately gets raped and killed by alligator gangsters with spiky penises.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:38 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:
catastrophile wrote:I'm wise to the metaphor. :wink:

But every Saturday night she becomes BAGUETTE.
ROFL
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Postby Nyperold » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:27 am

JD-Rom wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

rickin'-frackin' Jerkass Americans. Always bullying other more unfortunate countries because of traditional cuisine, all while obsessing about celebrities and complaining about the state of their Richie Bitch country by saying they're not pleased with their online shopping, flat-screen LCD's, elephant-sized Humvees, and overall dominance of this world. I hate them. They make me sick. I wish I could just smash their bloody, braindead heads to the wall and rip out their spine while stepping on their entrails which are being eaten by evil porpoises and kittens... :evil:


Canada's way better. (At least it's friendlier. :x )

I know most Americans aren't like that. It's just that I'm so sleepy and grumpy, and that some douchebag said in the article's comments that us Filipinos are decidedly unpleasant cavemen. I personally hope he/she/it immediately gets raped and killed by alligator gangsters with spiky penises.


Hey, I just figure that I'm not a jerkass, so you must not be referring to me. ;)

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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:39 am

Nyperold wrote:Hey, I just figure that I'm not a jerkass, so you must not be referring to me. ;)


Affirmative. 8)
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Postby James » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:06 am

Whine? Complain? OK. MS Outlook. Why can't I find a way to access the reply-to address of an e-mail without actually replying to it? Why are messages marked as replied-to even if I cancel the reply? Why, upon copying an e-mail address with an associated name and pasting it into some text-only box, does it only paste the name. I WANT THE E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU BASTARDS.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:30 am



The guy who wrote that article looks to be a pretty annoying guy. One of those thinks-he's-being-funny-when-actually-he's-just-refusing-to-shut-up types. I'd not eat the cheese, the fish or the baby mouse wine. I'd maybe eat the balut. The sheep head would creep me out, but I don't see anything wrong with it food-wise. And the ant eggs are pretty clearly just ant eggs. I'd eat those. I eat chicken eggs.

So how does one go about eating this balut thing? It seems to be sort of like a quail, except also an egg. Quail and eggs are eaten in different ways. Quail is hard to eat.

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Postby katzenkoenig » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:42 am

he didn't include surströmming :(
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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:48 am

ntw3001 wrote:So how does one go about eating this balut thing? It seems to be sort of like a quail, except also an egg. Quail and eggs are eaten in different ways. Quail is hard to eat.


First, you crack open the egg. Then you drink the liquid/soup inside. Then you either eat: The chick, egg white, or yolk. I never really got used to the chick fetus, what with the feathers/hair and beak, as well as the entirety of eating all of a baby chick creeping be out. That's why I just drink the fluid and eat the yolk.
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Postby James » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:54 am

katzenkoenig wrote:he didn't include surströmming :(

Yay Sweden!

Wait.
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Postby Nyperold » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:02 pm

895 comments. I wonder how many of those comments are robots transparently pretending to be someone who likes the site only to tell them to buy sexual enhancement products. Or, for that matter, how many of the comments are the purposeless spamming of random characters.

However, I do not wonder enough to go through and count.

I have to say, none of those 6 foods look particularly appetizing.

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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:18 pm

Hypermold wrote:895 comments. I wonder how many of those comments are robots transparently pretending to be someone who likes the site only to tell them to buy sexual enhancement products.

:D

Nice site. :)


I have my own site filled with various sexual enhancement products. Please visit http://www.placesexenhancmentproductsitehere.org* to increase the size of your wiener. You won't be sorry. ;)

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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:16 am

I would like to whine and complain about something very important.

The Patriots lost the Super Bowl. I feel so bad for them. It's not fair. I want to cry.


Also, I realized earlier today that I haven't shaved since the day before the game. I think I don't have a choice except to NEVER SHAVE AGAIN.
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Postby Nyperold » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:31 am

I get my beard trimmed with my haircut. It's nice.


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