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A whine and complain thread
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kupo
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Some creepy faggot wrote:I was the guy who replied to your craigslist ad way long ago and we talked on aim a few times and then I think you blocked me when I messaged you drunk one night. HOPE THIS HELPS.
Really?
Because there was someone who did that and they were all psycho in the head and drunk and I was like "uhhh wtf" and gave up on the whole internet dating scene.
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kupo wrote:Some creepy faggot wrote:I was the guy who replied to your craigslist ad way long ago and we talked on aim a few times and then I think you blocked me when I messaged you drunk one night. HOPE THIS HELPS.
Really?
Because there was someone who did that and they were all psycho in the head and drunk and I was like "uhhh wtf" and gave up on the whole internet dating scene.
Yeop,I don't drink thaat much though tbqh. I was the goon who probably said "welp;" a lot. Please rate my psychoness and creepitude on a scale of 1 to willard stiles, thanks in advance.
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catastrophile wrote:Yeah, this thread needs more whining. AND COMPLAINING.
I wish you would stop being so mean. People are always mean to me. I hate people.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
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A whine and complain thread, huh? Well, here it goes...
AW MAN, MY PC SUCKS!! I sometimes hate game developers because they always make games more beautiful and realistic, and since I have below-average PC specs, I CAN'T PLAY ANYTHING ANYMORE!
I can't even handle DX9 effects on my comp! With all the good games like Quake 4 and Starcraft 2 (soon, my precious), Duke Nukem (Taking) Forever, Oblivion, and UT 3, I feel so left out. 
At least Valve cares about people who have crap computers. They even managed to optimize HL 2 for lower-end PCs, not to mention that high-end PCs would still be able to experience its breathtaking eye-candy*! I wish all games were like that so that more people would have access to awesome games. With me just playing Quake 2 and UT 2004, I feel so isolated from the video game world.
[crawls into corner]
[assumes fetal position]
*I was talking about the effects! Not Alyx Vance!
AW MAN, MY PC SUCKS!! I sometimes hate game developers because they always make games more beautiful and realistic, and since I have below-average PC specs, I CAN'T PLAY ANYTHING ANYMORE!
I can't even handle DX9 effects on my comp! With all the good games like Quake 4 and Starcraft 2 (soon, my precious), Duke Nukem (Taking) Forever, Oblivion, and UT 3, I feel so left out. At least Valve cares about people who have crap computers. They even managed to optimize HL 2 for lower-end PCs, not to mention that high-end PCs would still be able to experience its breathtaking eye-candy*! I wish all games were like that so that more people would have access to awesome games. With me just playing Quake 2 and UT 2004, I feel so isolated from the video game world.[crawls into corner]
[assumes fetal position]
*I was talking about the effects! Not Alyx Vance!
Bah. My computer claims to have everything it needs to run games (well, not new ones, but ones newer than, say, Half-Life 1), but it just... doesn't. My theory is that it is lazy. It tends to run these games (HL2, Dawn of War, so forth) for a while, then think 'Hey, this is pretty hard work. I'll just shut it down and pretend it never ran in the first place. That foolish human will never realise my deception'. So yeah. That's the story of my lazy and stupid, yet annoyingly cunning, computer.
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My screen flickers from normal to having everything in a deep purple tinge and sometimes when I turn my computer on the mouse doesn't work and I have to pull my computer out (it's on like a wheely desk thing up against the wall) and unplug the mouse from the back of my computer and then plug it back in. This is depressingly awful.
In conclusion: things hardly ever work entirely properly, and seem to be degrading at a constant and fairly rapid rate; furthermore, it's absolutely impossible to have everything working at once, even for a moment. You sorted your Internet connection out? Now your PC's broken. You fixed your mobile phone? Now you have leg-cancer. You found the remote control? Scientists accidentally destroyed the solar system by experimenting with black holes or nuclear fusion or something. You extracted an irritating splinter? Satan has claimed the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be, and we are all doomed to an eternity of unimaginable misery and agony.
I like to think of myself as an optimist.
I like to think of myself as an optimist.
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I should say so! Satan is way too lazy and disorganized to claim the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be, let alone doom everyone to an eternity of unimaginable misery and agony. Especially with Saddam giving him grief all the time. Man I'll never know why he keeps putting up with the little bastard.James wrote:I like to think of myself as an optimist.
PonderThis wrote:I should say so! Satan is way too lazy and disorganized to claim the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be, let alone doom everyone to an eternity of unimaginable misery and agony. Especially with Saddam giving him grief all the time. Man I'll never know why he keeps putting up with the little bastard.James wrote:I like to think of myself as an optimist.
Because Saddam's a horny, gay pervert who's gives great buttsecks.
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