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Postby DarthCat » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:20 am

WOO DEPRESSION WOO I SUCK BYAWWWWW!

ALSO HOORAY FOR PAGE BREAK MAKIN' ME LOOK CREEPY AND GETTING THIS PAGE OFF TO A FANTASTIC START BYAWWWW!

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Postby kupo » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:06 am

Some creepy faggot wrote:I was the guy who replied to your craigslist ad way long ago and we talked on aim a few times and then I think you blocked me when I messaged you drunk one night. HOPE THIS HELPS.


Really?

Because there was someone who did that and they were all psycho in the head and drunk and I was like "uhhh wtf" and gave up on the whole internet dating scene.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:14 am

. . .This is getting scary. Someone hold me. :(
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Postby DarthCat » Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:04 am

Catass was giving out hugs earlier, in chat. Go find him.

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Postby James » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:59 am

I really wish I'd stuck to not posting here. This place is poopcakes. But I'm not depressed. And yes, Geoff, I did mean underrated. This clandestine office posting can only wreck my already bad record as far as perfectionism goes.
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Postby Some creepy faggot » Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:10 am

kupo wrote:
Some creepy faggot wrote:I was the guy who replied to your craigslist ad way long ago and we talked on aim a few times and then I think you blocked me when I messaged you drunk one night. HOPE THIS HELPS.


Really?

Because there was someone who did that and they were all psycho in the head and drunk and I was like "uhhh wtf" and gave up on the whole internet dating scene.


Yeop,I don't drink thaat much though tbqh. I was the goon who probably said "welp;" a lot. Please rate my psychoness and creepitude on a scale of 1 to willard stiles, thanks in advance.

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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:58 pm

^ rofl i bet ur ratebot
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Postby DarthCat » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:21 am

Some creepy faggot wrote:I was the goon who probably said "welp" a lot
No, I am afraid that position has already been filled by me. Thanks for playing, though.

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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:55 am

Were you the guy that gifted me HL2?

Wait, how the hell did you find me here?

W...tf?
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Postby Some creepy faggot » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:18 am

kupo wrote:Were you the guy that gifted me HL2?

Wait, how the hell did you find me here?

W...tf?

lolololololol googlestalked!

P.S. Did you ever use that?

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Postby katzenkoenig » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:25 am

Some creepy faggot wrote:
kupo wrote:Were you the guy that gifted me HL2?

Wait, how the hell did you find me here?

W...tf?

lolololololol googlestalked!

P.S. Did you ever use that?



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Postby catastrophile » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:38 am

Yeah, this thread needs more whining. AND COMPLAINING.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:50 am

catastrophile wrote:Yeah, this thread needs more whining. AND COMPLAINING.


I wish you would stop being so mean. People are always mean to me. I hate people.
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:58 am

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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Postby loofah » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:50 pm

catastrophile wrote:THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

Why must you be so encouraging? *sigh*
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Postby Some creepy faggot » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:03 pm

welp;

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Postby JD-Rom » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:51 pm

A whine and complain thread, huh? Well, here it goes...
AW MAN, MY PC SUCKS!! I sometimes hate game developers because they always make games more beautiful and realistic, and since I have below-average PC specs, I CAN'T PLAY ANYTHING ANYMORE! :evil: I can't even handle DX9 effects on my comp! With all the good games like Quake 4 and Starcraft 2 (soon, my precious), Duke Nukem (Taking) Forever, Oblivion, and UT 3, I feel so left out. :cry: At least Valve cares about people who have crap computers. They even managed to optimize HL 2 for lower-end PCs, not to mention that high-end PCs would still be able to experience its breathtaking eye-candy*! I wish all games were like that so that more people would have access to awesome games. With me just playing Quake 2 and UT 2004, I feel so isolated from the video game world.
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Postby ntw3001 » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:10 pm

Bah. My computer claims to have everything it needs to run games (well, not new ones, but ones newer than, say, Half-Life 1), but it just... doesn't. My theory is that it is lazy. It tends to run these games (HL2, Dawn of War, so forth) for a while, then think 'Hey, this is pretty hard work. I'll just shut it down and pretend it never ran in the first place. That foolish human will never realise my deception'. So yeah. That's the story of my lazy and stupid, yet annoyingly cunning, computer.

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Postby Nik » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:30 pm

I will be transferring my life to a new laptop this coming weekend. It is a beauty, and it is my graduation gift. I am very happy, because this one I'm on now is very much dying.
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Postby catastrophile » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:36 am

THAT WASN'T VERY WHINY AND/OR COMPLAINY AT ALL.
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Postby Skimba » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:40 am

I agree, it is not.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:58 am

My screen flickers from normal to having everything in a deep purple tinge and sometimes when I turn my computer on the mouse doesn't work and I have to pull my computer out (it's on like a wheely desk thing up against the wall) and unplug the mouse from the back of my computer and then plug it back in. This is depressingly awful.
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Postby James » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:17 am

In conclusion: things hardly ever work entirely properly, and seem to be degrading at a constant and fairly rapid rate; furthermore, it's absolutely impossible to have everything working at once, even for a moment. You sorted your Internet connection out? Now your PC's broken. You fixed your mobile phone? Now you have leg-cancer. You found the remote control? Scientists accidentally destroyed the solar system by experimenting with black holes or nuclear fusion or something. You extracted an irritating splinter? Satan has claimed the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be, and we are all doomed to an eternity of unimaginable misery and agony.

I like to think of myself as an optimist.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:20 pm

James wrote:I like to think of myself as an optimist.
I should say so! Satan is way too lazy and disorganized to claim the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be, let alone doom everyone to an eternity of unimaginable misery and agony. Especially with Saddam giving him grief all the time. Man I'll never know why he keeps putting up with the little bastard.

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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:06 pm

PonderThis wrote:
James wrote:I like to think of myself as an optimist.
I should say so! Satan is way too lazy and disorganized to claim the souls of all life there ever has been and ever will be, let alone doom everyone to an eternity of unimaginable misery and agony. Especially with Saddam giving him grief all the time. Man I'll never know why he keeps putting up with the little bastard.


Because Saddam's a horny, gay pervert who's gives great buttsecks. :D
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