
Happy Birthday, Enty! Pretend your name is Gwen for this cake to work. And that you're six.

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
MysticalDescent wrote:I'm late? Hell.
Vaguely appropriate. The team was Chelmsford, right?

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:I'm gonna assume I've got to do this because no one checks spamusement on new years eve, but happy birthday, Quetzalcoatlus.
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
MysticalDescent wrote:I know three other people born on this day. What the hell?
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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