So here is your present:

Happy birthday!

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

Binkatron5000 wrote:Cooool! Happy bdayness!
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
jvcc wrote:I don't know what it means, but I like it.

PonderThis wrote:I first read that as, "I don't know what it is, but I smell like it."
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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