The Happy Birthday thread
Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Skimba » Tue May 03, 2011 9:20 am
Awww.yea - and Nik's too! Happy Birfthsdays to all!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by sum yun gai » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:39 pm
facestalker says it's loofah's birthday today!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by badplantmommy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:19 am
Happy Birthday, Loofah!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Skimba » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:55 am
Happy B-day ( a little late)! Whoo!!!! 
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by loofah » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:39 pm
Thanks, all!
For my birthday, I got up at 3am and went out into the desert to go watch helicopters and dust. woo. Not by choice. Well, I suppose I could have chosen to not do it, but it was, like, my job that day.
For my birthday, I got up at 3am and went out into the desert to go watch helicopters and dust. woo. Not by choice. Well, I suppose I could have chosen to not do it, but it was, like, my job that day.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by ntw3001 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:52 pm
I understand the helicopters, but the dust-watching part was perhaps a hint that it was not an outing of pleasure.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by James » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:16 pm
It says it's Saltine's birthday. Happy birthday admirably clever and absent guy!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by MysticalDescent » Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:23 pm
I'd give him a crate of Coca-Cola with bacon.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by badplantmommy » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:26 am
Happy Birthday, Saltine!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Skimba » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:45 am
Damnit. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JEKLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by jvcc » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:03 am
Oh dear, facebook informs me that it was Enty's birthday.
Here's a graphite representation (I believe) of one your favorite animals celebrating the day of your birth, with an extraneous duck.
Here's a graphite representation (I believe) of one your favorite animals celebrating the day of your birth, with an extraneous duck.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by James » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:22 am
That seems a pretty excellent fit.
Happy birthday, Nick.
Happy birthday, Nick.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by EvilJekyll » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:16 pm
Happy Birthday! Yes, I know you're not 21, but let's pretend, it's a cool pic.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by ntw3001 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:26 pm
Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by badplantmommy » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:33 pm
Happy Birthday, Enty!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Skimba » Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:26 pm
Birthday's for folks, yes.
Isn't jivvlz b-day soon or just past?
So yea, birthdays for folks!
Isn't jivvlz b-day soon or just past?
So yea, birthdays for folks!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Binkatron5000 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:13 pm
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
Sig'd muahahaahaha
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by sum yun gai » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:05 am
ironic bink was the last poster in this thread, since IT'S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!! 
happy "last post in the birthday thread" bink!
happy "last post in the birthday thread" bink!ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by jvcc » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:42 pm
Happy brainday!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by EvilJekyll » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:46 pm
Merry Dismemberment Day!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Skimba » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:18 pm
Whoo! Happy Birthbinkday Binkbinkbinkbonk!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by PonderThis » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:56 pm
Ahem. I wrote a song.
Binka-Dinka-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Binka-Dinka-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.
Come on Binkatron, I see you...
pretending you're too busy
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see,
the way you are the bee's knee.
You know we need new spamuser cartoons,
So Binkatron be ready for your act. (Uh-huh)
Don't hold back!
And Binkatron if you come through
you're going to have yourself a robot snack!
That's a fact!
Binka-Dinka-Doo, can't do no wrong.
You're ready and you're no poltroon.
If we can count on you Binkatron,
I know you'll draw a new spamuser cartoon.
Binka-Dinka-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Binka-Dinka-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.
Come on Binkatron, I see you...
pretending you're too busy
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see,
the way you are the bee's knee.
You know we need new spamuser cartoons,
So Binkatron be ready for your act. (Uh-huh)
Don't hold back!
And Binkatron if you come through
you're going to have yourself a robot snack!
That's a fact!
Binka-Dinka-Doo, can't do no wrong.
You're ready and you're no poltroon.
If we can count on you Binkatron,
I know you'll draw a new spamuser cartoon.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread
by Zombie Protestor » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:56 am
I did a search for "robot birthday" and found this image of what looks like a donut "cake" resembling a wide-eyed sock monkey strapped to a torture rack, complete with burning festive spirals sticking out of its body. Sounds reasonable enough. So happy birthday from the torture monkey!
EDIT: The other images of this thing are almost as horrifying:
The look of disbelief and bewilderment on this kid's face is what makes it.
Staring into your soul.
EDIT: The other images of this thing are almost as horrifying:
The look of disbelief and bewilderment on this kid's face is what makes it.
Staring into your soul.
This post not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If numbness or tingling persists for more than an hour after reading, please consult a physician.
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