The Happy Birthday thread

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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Skimba » Tue May 03, 2011 9:20 am

Awww.yea - and Nik's too! Happy Birfthsdays to all!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:39 pm

facestalker says it's loofah's birthday today!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby badplantmommy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:19 am

Happy Birthday, Loofah!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Skimba » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:55 am

Happy B-day ( a little late)! Whoo!!!! :n/
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby loofah » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:39 pm

Thanks, all!
For my birthday, I got up at 3am and went out into the desert to go watch helicopters and dust. woo. Not by choice. Well, I suppose I could have chosen to not do it, but it was, like, my job that day.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby ntw3001 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:52 pm

I understand the helicopters, but the dust-watching part was perhaps a hint that it was not an outing of pleasure.

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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby James » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:16 pm

It says it's Saltine's birthday. Happy birthday admirably clever and absent guy!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:23 pm

I'd give him a crate of Coca-Cola with bacon.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby badplantmommy » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:26 am

Happy Birthday, Saltine!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Skimba » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:45 am

Damnit. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JEKLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:31 pm

Birthday!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby jvcc » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:03 am

Oh dear, facebook informs me that it was Enty's birthday.

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Here's a graphite representation (I believe) of one your favorite animals celebrating the day of your birth, with an extraneous duck.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby James » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:22 am

That seems a pretty excellent fit.

Happy birthday, Nick.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:17 am

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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:16 pm

Happy Birthday! Yes, I know you're not 21, but let's pretend, it's a cool pic.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:26 pm

Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby badplantmommy » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:33 pm

Happy Birthday, Enty!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Skimba » Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:26 pm

Birthday's for folks, yes.
Isn't jivvlz b-day soon or just past?
So yea, birthdays for folks!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:13 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.


Sig'd muahahaahaha
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:05 am

ironic bink was the last poster in this thread, since IT'S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!! :P happy "last post in the birthday thread" bink!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:42 pm

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Happy brainday!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:46 pm

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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Skimba » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:18 pm

Whoo! Happy Birthbinkday Binkbinkbinkbonk!
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby PonderThis » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:56 pm

Ahem. I wrote a song.

Binka-Dinka-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Binka-Dinka-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

Come on Binkatron, I see you...
pretending you're too busy
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see,
the way you are the bee's knee.

You know we need new spamuser cartoons,
So Binkatron be ready for your act.
(Uh-huh)
Don't hold back!
And Binkatron if you come through
you're going to have yourself a robot snack!
That's a fact!

Binka-Dinka-Doo, can't do no wrong.
You're ready and you're no poltroon.
If we can count on you Binkatron,
I know you'll draw a new spamuser cartoon.
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Re: The Happy Birthday thread

Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:56 am

I did a search for "robot birthday" and found this image of what looks like a donut "cake" resembling a wide-eyed sock monkey strapped to a torture rack, complete with burning festive spirals sticking out of its body. Sounds reasonable enough. So happy birthday from the torture monkey!

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EDIT: The other images of this thing are almost as horrifying:

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The look of disbelief and bewilderment on this kid's face is what makes it.

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Staring into your soul.
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