Random Thoughts

Zombie Protestor · Postby **Zombie Protestor** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:42 am

Ever find yourself having a completely off-the-wall thought?

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Random thought:
I wonder if the Count pleasures himself to algebra books. I wonder if he needs progressively harder and harder stuff in order to get himself excited, like calculus or trigonometry, eventually arriving at quantum mechanics.

Null · Postby **Null** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am

I wonder if George Lucas' family has had all the mirrors removed from his house, because every time he'd look in one he'd yell, "OH MY GOD it's that guy who ruined Star Wars!"

Nyperold · Postby **Nyperold** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:15 pm

Naw, after 1,832,652 years (according to Sesame Street Unpaved, whatever that is*), he seems to get just as excited over simple value incrementation as ever.

Perhaps, however, they should introduce a new song: "Counting Is A Sometimes Subject".

*It should perhaps be noted that Transylvania existed in his youth (The Batty Bat), which makes him not older than 900 years old. In addition (HA!), his old classroom's back wall (The First Day of School) displays a modern English alphabet, which further limits his age to less than 400 years old.

Postby **PonderThis** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:05 pm

Wait! Random thoughts go here? Crap, that's what I've been using the BLURT thread for. What am I going to post over there?

James · Postby **James** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:51 pm

According to a certain definition of "random", yes. I do.

Last night it struck me that perhaps Russians should be matriots rather than patriots. HAR HAR.

Sometimes I wonder about pretty much unknowable things, like what the last word ever said or written will be. In fact, the end of humankind is a pretty interesting idea, particularly if it's not a sudden mass extinction.

kupo · Postby **kupo** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:05 pm

I think I mentioned this somewhere here once before, but I do think often about how stupid some people are, mainly celebrities. And how I firmly believe it's a mask for some super secret sub-section of the Mensa society. I think Paris Hilton is heading it. I think the attention she gets is a part of some sort of mass hypnotism ploy. Or maybe they're all aliens conducting an experiment to discover how much nonsensical stuff a human is willing to watch, read, and hear.

I don't believe this, really. But I'd much rather assume it's true than accept the fact that people can be that stupid.

jvcc · Postby **jvcc** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:08 pm

I wonder if dead magicians are called abra cadavers.

Not really, but I thought of that this morning and wanted to share it.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:20 pm

jvcc wrote:I wonder if dead magicians are called abra cadavers.

Not really, but I thought of that this morning and wanted to share it.

Powerpuff Girls already used that. PHAIL.

giantsfan97 · Postby **giantsfan97** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:46 pm

You watch Powerpuff Girls. Fail.

Zombie Protestor · Postby **Zombie Protestor** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:05 pm

jvcc wrote:I wonder if dead magicians are called abra cadavers.

Not really, but I thought of that this morning and wanted to share it.

They're called Morgicians.

SemiNomad · Postby **SemiNomad** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:31 pm

For the past couple of weeks, my sleep patterns have been even further than normal than I usually am. I can't get to sleep before the sun comes up, and I wake up after 1 PM. So one morning a few days ago, as I was tossing and turning around 6 in the morning or so, I was thinking about sleep cycles, and their health implications and so forth, when unbidden, a mama joke coalesced:

"Yo' mama so white, she don't even have circadian rhythm"

I don't even know if it's funny or not, but it's at least coherent, which is more than I can say for a lot of thoughts I have that close to sleep.

I'm not sure this counts as a completely random thought, but it was an odd tangent to an established train of thought.

Jemry · Postby **Jemry** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:44 am

Can dogs look up?

Dusk · Postby **Dusk** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:19 am

Jemry wrote:Can dogs look up?

HA! I watched that the other night.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:47 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:You watch Powerpuff Girls. Fail.

Dude. They referenced The Big Lebowski. Among other things. Powerpuff girls was great before they brought in new writers and animators. Check yoself.

giantsfan97 · Postby **giantsfan97** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:53 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:You watch Powerpuff Girls. Fail.

Dude. They referenced The Big Lebowski. Among other things. Powerpuff girls was great before they brought in new writers and animators. Check yoself.

*checks*

I don't stand corrected.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:01 pm

Uh-huh.

giantsfan97 · Postby **giantsfan97** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:03 pm

Your point?

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:10 pm

Looks can be deceiving. You post an image of PPG in its simplest, cutesiest form, I post an image from WoW that was likely made by a furry. Point is, if you judge something by how it looks, you're the loser.

But this all probably started more because I was being a dick than because PPG is a bad show, so meh. Karma, you ain't.

giantsfan97 · Postby **giantsfan97** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:55 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Point is, if you judge something by how it looks, you're the loser.

Except for when that thing exists purely to look at it. Like a TV show.

Mostly I just wanted to make fun of you for making fun of someone else because they haven't watched that show.

loofah · Postby **loofah** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:43 pm

SemiNomad wrote:For the past couple of weeks, my sleep patterns have been even further than normal than I usually am. I can't get to sleep before the sun comes up, and I wake up after 1 PM.

I heard somewhere that mammals may be able to reset their sleep cycle by fasting for 12-18 hours, then eating a nutritive meal. The meal should be when you want to wake up.
They noticed it happens naturally with bats and other small mammals, but hadn't done a study with people yet. Worth a shot, though. I'm going to try it next time I fly back east.

Jemry · Postby **Jemry** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:57 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:
Jemry wrote:Can dogs look up?

HA! I watched that the other night.

I love that movie. Got Hot Fuzz Special Edition Too. Can't wait for End of the World.

Jemry · Postby **Jemry** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:01 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:You watch Powerpuff Girls. Fail.

Dude. They referenced The Big Lebowski. Among other things. Powerpuff girls was great before they brought in new writers and animators. Check yoself.

*checks*

I don't stand corrected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRPoa0ZR224

prepare to stand again.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:52 am

Rawk.

Also, they had an episode with non-stop Beatles references. And some episodes are downright gruesome with the violence.

Dusk · Postby **Dusk** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:59 am

loofah wrote:I heard somewhere that mammals may be able to reset their sleep cycle by fasting for 12-18 hours, then eating a nutritive meal.

I love this sentence.

katzenkoenig · Postby **katzenkoenig** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:14 am

does that mean you have to start all over with a baby's sleep cycle?

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