THE HAPPY THREAD

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:47 am

[Woody Allen]It doubles my chance of a date on Saturday night[/Woody Allen].
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby James » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:05 pm

Assuming there are roughly as many women attracted to women as men attracted to women, which is a flimsy assumption, I'd say.

But don't worry, I'm only criticizing your statistical model, not your sexual preference. And good luck with the out-coming to family members.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:28 pm

It's Woody Allen's statistical model, not mine.

I just have my mom to come out to, since I did so to my brother already. I'm sure she'll be cool with it. She, apparently quite randomly, told my brother that she'd be fine with it if he were gay, which unintentionally and hilariously caused him to question his masculinity. Hilariously to me, anyway.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:52 am

Finally got published yayayayay! And pub number two is on the way soon methinks. MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES ARE BEING EXPOSED TO THE WORLD! And by "world" I mean a handful of researchers who actually care about this stuff :P
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby fanelian » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:54 pm

SO MUCH WIN TODAY
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Saltine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:57 am

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Skimba » Fri May 06, 2011 9:47 am

It's "National" No Pants Day! Nopantistan is alive and well!
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Sat May 07, 2011 3:44 am

Skimba wrote:It's "National" No Pants Day! Nopantistan is alive and well!
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dang, how did I miss that? :o
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby giantsfan97 » Tue May 10, 2011 11:18 pm

Woo! I am moving into a new apartment with my friend. SLIGHT PROGRESS IN LIFE
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Tue May 10, 2011 11:35 pm

Congrats! It seems like everyone around here is moving.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Skimba » Wed May 11, 2011 9:38 am

Whoo - progress!
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:04 pm

I've been accepted into grad school, bitches!!!
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:42 am

grad school for bitches?
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:53 am

Possibly!!!
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Postby badplantmommy » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:46 am

Yay!
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:13 am

Happy International "It's June 8th" Day, everyone! :D
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby PonderThis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:04 am

Judas Maccabeus wrote:Happy International "It's June 8th" Day, everyone! :D

That's my favorite June 8th holiday!

Wait, I changed my mind. I like World Oceans Day* better. :P


* - Which I totally didn't know about before checking wiki to see if there were actually any holidays for this date that I could use for this very purpose.

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:06 am

Congrats jvcc and the world's oceans!
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby IanC » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:38 pm

Went to see Peter Kaylast night at the O2. He was brilliant! He even rick rolled everyone..... With the real Rick Astley. Yes. He came on as the supporting act at the start, and made a reference to the whole rick rolling thing ("bet you didn't expect me to come for half hour, eh?"). He was actually good. He did a london melody of songs about or made in London.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:14 am

IanC wrote:rick rolled everyone..... With the real Rick Astley


the macy's thanksgiving day parade did this very thing two years ago. they even led into his appearance with the words "rick roll". i would think rick astley would be tired of that kind of thing but he seems to be an attention whore these days now that he's famous again....
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby chrismachine » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:27 am

Hey guys!

So I've been away for a short while cause the baby decided he'd had enough and came out on Monday, 2 weeks early. He's fine and so's mom, who got her wish, having been whispering to him that she'd like him to be 2 weeks early throughout the pregnancy. He weighed in at a whopping 6lbs. 3oz., so she got her wish that way too. Also, he currently looks about 90% like her and her dad, so... Hey, you know what? I think she got her wish on just about everything at this point! Anyway I'm thrilled. Pics to come.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby PonderThis » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:34 am

Yay chrism and mrsm and babym!

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:44 pm

chrismachine wrote:Hey guys!

So I've been away for a short while cause the baby decided he'd had enough and came out on Monday, 2 weeks early


Just let me check this is the most recent post *scrolls up a bit*

*scrolls down a bit*

IanC wrote:With the real Rick Astley. Yes. He came on as the supporting act at the start, and made a reference to the whole rick rolling thing


*doesn't realise is now reading a different post*

I was surprised to hear he did gigs like that.

But, uh, yeah, anyway. Enormous news! Enormously good.

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby chrismachine » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:35 pm

I didn't really follow that post, despite the interludes. Anyway I assume that last part was directed at me since my thing was also quoted and it bigger news (to me) than Rick Astley, so thank you.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:37 am

Congratulations! Get those pictures up soon so we can awww over them.
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