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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:17 am

jvcc wrote:Congratulations! Get those pictures up soon so we can awww over them.


Yes! We want pictures! Congratulations!

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby ntw3001 » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:41 am

chrismachine wrote:I didn't really follow that post, despite the interludes. Anyway I assume that last part was directed at me since my thing was also quoted and it bigger news (to me) than Rick Astley, so thank you.


Due to some haphazard scrolling and not a little stupidity, my brain decided that Ian's quote was actually a continuation of your post. All one sentence. It was an outlandish situation you appeared to be describing, but not so utterly impossible that I immediately realised my error. Very confusing.

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:41 am

ntw3001 wrote:Due to some haphazard scrolling and not a little stupidity, my brain decided that Ian's quote was actually a continuation of your post. All one sentence. It was an outlandish situation you appeared to be describing, but not so utterly impossible that I immediately realised my error. Very confusing.

That's because your brain is screwy.

That's OK though you wouldn't be here with the rest of us screwballs otherwise. :)

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Dusk » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:37 am

chrismachine wrote:Hey guys!

So I've been away for a short while cause the baby decided he'd had enough and came out on Monday, 2 weeks early. He's fine and so's mom, who got her wish, having been whispering to him that she'd like him to be 2 weeks early throughout the pregnancy. He weighed in at a whopping 6lbs. 3oz., so she got her wish that way too. Also, he currently looks about 90% like her and her dad, so... Hey, you know what? I think she got her wish on just about everything at this point! Anyway I'm thrilled. Pics to come.

Wait, what.. were you on Xbox Live during the delivery??
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:41 am

Hey it's that DUSK guy! Howdy!

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:50 pm

Grats JVCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And grats Chrism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woooo spammies for spreading brains and seed! :lol:
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby chrismachine » Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:35 pm

Dusk wrote:
chrismachine wrote:Hey guys!

So I've been away for a short while cause the baby decided he'd had enough and came out on Monday, 2 weeks early. He's fine and so's mom, who got her wish, having been whispering to him that she'd like him to be 2 weeks early throughout the pregnancy. He weighed in at a whopping 6lbs. 3oz., so she got her wish that way too. Also, he currently looks about 90% like her and her dad, so... Hey, you know what? I think she got her wish on just about everything at this point! Anyway I'm thrilled. Pics to come.

Wait, what.. were you on Xbox Live during the delivery??
Warmest congratulations to both of you. Hoo boy, you're in for it now. :P

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:15 pm

GRATS CHRISM!


My own good news: I got a new new job that pays like 35% more than my previous one (not a huge increase considering what I was making, but still...) AND it has normal 9-5 weekday hours AND I work with one of my best friends AND I actually get to use my brain while working!
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:27 am

Congrats on the new job, GF!
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Postby ntw3001 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:02 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Woooo spammies for spreading brains and seed! :lol:


That sounds disgusting.

giantsfan97 wrote:My own good news: I got a new new job that pays like 35% more than my previous one (not a huge increase considering what I was making, but still...) AND it has normal 9-5 weekday hours AND I work with one of my best friends AND I actually get to use my brain while working!


Very good well done.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:58 pm

Yay for job that sounds way better!!!! Gratsies GF!
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Postby IanC » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:19 pm

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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby loofah » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:22 pm

Congrats, Chrism!
I'll hopefully be posting something similar, come November. Not about being on XBox live.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Skimba » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:22 am

AAAaaaaa...everyone's making babbies! (Not me, mind you.)
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby fanelian » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:09 pm

Hey! 35% increase in salary is a big deal, GF, until you get used to getting that "extra" money and it stops being really "extra". AND there comes a point where you realize that having a job that doesn't kill you by slowly draining your soul, is way better than earning that much more money. It sounds like a nice job, even if the moneys are not that awesome, is what I'm saying.

OMG BABBIES!!


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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Dusk » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:30 am

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loofah wrote:Congrats, Chrism!
I'll hopefully be posting something similar, come November. Not about being on XBox live.

Awesome. Best wishes for the WHOLESALE CHANGES that are to come. Nah, it's great.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:18 am

Our nephew (Hubby's sister's son) graduated from high school today. I wanted to get up and shout "woo hoo," but I was afraid I might cry. I think he is probably the first person in their family to go to high school (not sure how many years of education Hubby's older brother got). When he came here 8 1/2 years ago, he didn't speak any English; now his English is better than his Spanish. :D
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:33 am

Good for him! What are his plans for after graduation?
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby Skimba » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:22 pm

My best friend called me yesterday after being stationed in Iraq for 7 months. He's back stateside and due into CO some time today!
He asked if I wanted to come down to see him this weekend...then he remembered that his wife and kids might want to spend some time with him also. :)
He's going to see if if I can come down Sunday. :lol:
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:13 am

jvcc wrote:Good for him! What are his plans for after graduation?


I think he's going to the local community college. Not sure what classes he's planning on taking; he does like computers.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:15 am

Skimba, I'm glad your friend's back from Iraq!
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:25 am

I solved the mystery of the missing library book. The other day, I received an email from the public library system, that one of the five books I had returned a few days earlier was overdue. I called them about it, but they had not called me back. Last night, it occurred to me that I ought to go and check and see if maybe the book had been put back on the shelf without being checked in. Yep, there it was! I brought the matter to the attention of a library employee, and got the overdue charge removed. (Huge sigh of relief!)
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby jvcc » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:17 am

I had that happen to me at a movie rental place before. I was being charged overdue fines for a DVD of The Life of Brian, so I pulled it off the shelf and brought it up the counter. The employee was still rude about it, though.
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Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Postby badplantmommy » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:12 am

jvcc wrote:I had that happen to me at a movie rental place before. I was being charged overdue fines for a DVD of The Life of Brian, so I pulled it off the shelf and brought it up the counter. The employee was still rude about it, though.


I hate it when people are rude like that, even when they or their employer is in the wrong. :( I'm glad the people at the library aren't rude like that.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:07 am

fanelian wrote:Hey! 35% increase in salary is a big deal, GF, until you get used to getting that "extra" money and it stops being really "extra". AND there comes a point where you realize that having a job that doesn't kill you by slowly draining your soul, is way better than earning that much more money. It sounds like a nice job, even if the moneys are not that awesome, is what I'm saying.

So far the best part of my job is that my predecessor was terrible at it so I look like a genius in comparison hahaha
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