James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
ntw3001 wrote:Aww man I'm getting sigged to hell right now. Poverty must be an inspiration. At least, it is inspiring me to whine more, which I guess is something. Who has a topic they'd like me to whine about?
Binkatron5000 wrote:Grats jvcc, that's super awesome!
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:ntw3001 wrote:Aww man I'm getting sigged to hell right now. Poverty must be an inspiration. At least, it is inspiring me to whine more, which I guess is something. Who has a topic they'd like me to whine about?
Being the narcissistic monster that I am, I once tallied the various siggings on this board, and was most pleased to see that I WAS THE WINNER. I felt (and still feel) pride at my achievement, and shame for my vanity. From this we can conclude two things:
- I apparently have some degree of wit.
- All of the aforementioned wit is wasted on this stupid petty personality of mine.
SURPRISE BONUS CONCLUSION: I have the mistaken belief that I can somehow atone for my character flaws by speaking openly about them, without making any actual attempt to
correct them.
The correct response to this post is to lower your opinion of me.
TOKEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD: Fantastic news, JVCC! Here's hoping it all goes through and so on.
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.
James wrote:The correct response to this post is to lower your opinion of me.
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
Dusk wrote:::points:: Hey look! This guy's analyzing himself to death!!
::James gradually fades from existence::







Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes




Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.

kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
How did it go Quetz, HMM?
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
giantsfan97 wrote:I lovvve hardwood floors. Yes they are cold but they are oh so pretty. Hmm, I guess that explains my choice in women :x
James wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:I lovvve hardwood floors. Yes they are cold but they are oh so pretty. Hmm, I guess that explains my choice in women
It's probably best not to compare your partner to something you walk all over.
kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
fanelian wrote:James wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:I lovvve hardwood floors. Yes they are cold but they are oh so pretty. Hmm, I guess that explains my choice in women
It's probably best not to compare your partner to something you walk all over.
But, what if these boots are made for walking?
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
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