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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:45 am

Okay, so I recall someone (I think Nik) starting a concept ages ago about making The Sims based around Spamusers, and posting the results on the forum. But it never got off the ground, I guess due to time constraints. But I want to try it. I'm going to install the Sims 2 tonight. Who wants to be a part of this jolly adventure? There'll be mayhem. Death and homoeroticism will run rampant. Hair will most assuredly catch fire. And I may even pull the ladder on someone who pisses me off.>_> Hell, I can make it a game of last-man-standing, and make the poor bastards fend for themselves. The possibilities are endless. C'mon. It'll be fun.
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Postby Jemry » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:07 am

okeydoke.
http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:13 am

I was so hoping you'd be in. I want to give someone your Jemfro.
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Postby jvcc » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:52 am

Do I need to own the Sims to be in? Because I don't think I have it.

If not, I'm in.
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Postby Portals » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:01 pm

I would, but I don't have the Sims. Yeah, yeah, I know, I should just go out and buy it, but I don't have any money. Otherwise, I'd definitely join.

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Postby chrismachine » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:06 pm

I'm in.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:10 pm

I'm in. I'll be the one setting off rockets inside the house.
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Postby kzager » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:46 pm

If "I'm in" would imply that you'd make an avatar that resembles me (I'm usually shirtless, jut fyi), then that's fine.
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Postby ntw3001 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:45 pm

Homoeroticism, you say? I'm game.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:11 pm

Ooh ooh pick me! Make me horribly deformed plzkthx.
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Postby kzager » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:42 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Ooh ooh pick me! Make me horribly deformed plzkthx.

Make her a zombie.

Oh, and be sure that you make me ripped if you do make me shirtless and you can adjust people's buffness.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:22 pm

Yeah, I'd happy to be in it if you wanted.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:13 pm

draculahunter wrote:... be sure that you make me ripped ...
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:17 pm

ATTN: Teenage girls.

You needn't own the game. It's not a multiplayer deal. I think the Sims online sucked, actually. Anyway, I'll be creating your likeness and controlling them myself. But you both sound interested, so I'll take your confusion as rousing cheers.
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm

sure, i'm game. :)
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Postby Portals » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:42 pm

Sure. :D

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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:47 am

I'd like to have multiple characters so they can all vote for one, give him good ratings etc.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:55 am

katzenkoenig wrote:I'd like to have multiple characters so they can all vote for one, give him good ratings etc.


BUT THEN YOU'D BE THE WRONG SPAMUSER!
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:08 am

He may have the Jemfro, but I have the JEWFRO.

Let's do this.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:31 am

Edit: Fixed the Sims 2. It's a complicated process that could have been made easy if the geniuses who supplied the torrent included freaking instructions. Anyway, I had to get it working because the lack of options in the original is maddening. Seriously, like twenty heads to choose from with no control over individual features like facial hair makes for a very stupid process. But I just made my character in 2 and it looks uncannily like me. You guys might want to describe what specific things you want, regarding wardrobe and such. Hell, even eye color, if it matters to you. This would be a good time to post in the Show Yourself thread.
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Postby Skimba » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:13 am

Yea, sure, why not?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:05 am

See Show Yourself pic. Preferably wearing a black shirt.
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Postby jvcc » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:54 am

Brown hair, about medium length worn down. Brown eyes. Green jacket or shirt and jeans.
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Postby kzager » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:57 pm

I shaved my mustache so this is about as close as it'll get.

Only with no shirt and no parrot.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:11 pm

Usually blue jeans, white or black t-shirt, my hair is now a lot shorter than on those photos from a while back, kind of like longer but a normal length. Oh yeah, some kind of lazy brown mess that isn't a beard but's a bit long that stubble.

Shoot.
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