SPAMUCON 2009!

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:52 pm

Skimba wrote:Someday I could go due north of where I actually live and end up just west of the middle of Canada.....does that help?
Looks like I'd end up between Regina and Swift Current.


Hahaha! I live in Regina, do it do it! One day anyways :D
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Null » Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:24 pm

I think Low-Tech lives around in that area. Plus, he has transportation. Plus, he has a tow-truck, just in case anyone drunkenly plunges off the road. Or something.

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:02 pm

Will not have the time or money to attend. :(
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Skimba » Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:04 pm

Awww...
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Null » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:47 pm

Am too dull to attend, but...how about this? WE ALL take up a collection so NTW3001 can attend. Yes? Yes? Come on, it is perfect.

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby jvcc » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:29 am

Null wrote:Am too dull to attend, but...how about this? WE ALL take up a collection so NTW3001 can attend. Yes? Yes? Come on, it is perfect.

What about Dusk Bringer? Or is that more expensive? Either way, it's worth it.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Jemry » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:45 am

Or a much cheaper alternative while still having a foreign Spamuser present, print off below picture and make sure it is present at the gathering.

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:36 am

Jemry wrote:Or a much cheaper alternative while still having a foreign Spamuser present, print off below picture and make sure it is present at the gathering.

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I like this idea.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:16 am

It's a great idea but printing it as a five foot tall cutout is gonna be kinda expensive ain't it?

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby jvcc » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:53 am

PonderThis wrote:It's a great idea but printing it as a five foot tall cutout is gonna be kinda expensive ain't it?

dang, Jemry's pretty short.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:42 am

Hahaha...we should do that.
I absolutely know where to keep little Jemjem. :wink:
I don't have my color printer working, but I can print out black & white and color it in or take the time to get the color printer working, so if anyone else wants to attend in little paper form, I'll see what I can do.

Also....yes...everyone pitch in money for Enty to be able to come!!!! I have $3 in my wallet to start.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:57 am

I like the way this thread is going.

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:33 am

Whomever's good ad fabric crafting could make a doll for each one of us. The looks you would get when you brought us with you would be hilarious.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Null » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:58 pm

Even cheaper: just wear a white t-shirt with a lot of Spamusement user names written on them (with permanent marker in case it rains). You could draw little pictures of the avatars or something too. That way each of you could "host" a bunch of others, like in the Alien movies.

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:21 pm

Null wrote:Even cheaper: just wear a white t-shirt with a lot of Spamusement user names written on them (with permanent marker in case it rains). You could draw little pictures of the avatars or something too. That way each of you could "host" a bunch of others, like in the Alien movies.

It was the last sentence that hooked me :lol:
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby chrismachine » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:16 pm

I call somebody's left boob. Doesn't matter who. Yeah, I know what I'm opening myself up to.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby catastrophile » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:31 pm

So you'll be there? :o
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby chrismachine » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:34 pm

hahahaha, well done. I wish I could.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:45 am

Null wrote:Even cheaper: just wear a white t-shirt with a lot of Spamusement user names written on them (with permanent marker in case it rains). You could draw little pictures of the avatars or something too. That way each of you could "host" a bunch of others, like in the Alien movies.

Fanelian wrote:Image

Something like that?
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Dusk » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:39 am

jvcc wrote:They should. It's the city of romance, or something.

The City Of Wind, I believe. Wind is not very romantic.
jvcc wrote:What about Dusk Bringer? Or is that more expensive? Either way, it's worth it.

Aww thanks Pinkus, but I don't really want to meet most of you. Just lob insults at you from a distance. :P
Eviljekyll wrote:Whomever's good ad fabric crafting could make a doll for each one of us. The looks you would get when you brought us with you would be hilarious.

Not me. If I had anything to do with that it would be Spamucon 2039 before things got finished.. and 2042 before they were posted.
Null wrote:Even cheaper: just wear a white t-shirt with a lot of Spamusement user names written on them (with permanent marker in case it rains). You could draw little pictures of the avatars or something too. That way each of you could "host" a bunch of others, like in the Alien movies.

LOL this post is full of win.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:46 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:I don't really want to meet most of you.

How dare you
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Dusk » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:53 am

MOST I said.
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Nik » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:46 pm

I have officially put in for my vacation time.
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby Skimba » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:20 pm

WHOO-HOO!!!!
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Re: SPAMUCON 2009!

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:23 pm

Gather up all your loose change and send it in a big envelope!


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