Re: SPAMUCON 2009!
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:35 pm
How many Spamusers have been deposed by DB?
They are the forums for Spamusement!
Skimba wrote:THERE WILL BE PICS, AND MAYHEM, AND DRINKING AND PORN!
slydon wrote:jvcc wrote:I can't stop proclaiming the glories of Midwest. Seriously, guys, it's a party out here. Much better than the east coast with your fancy ocean and lack of corn fields.
Also, it's in the middle of things
And Batman lives there!
MysticalDescent wrote:How many Spamusers have been deposed by DB?
kupo wrote:THE EXCITEMENT IS MOUNTING
Nik wrote:Ok, so Kupo and I have made it back alive!
Skimba wrote:Saturday between 11:00 AM and Noon, Catass and I received a knock on the door from "Room Service".
It was perfect because we had requested two white womens to be delivered, and there they were! (You can get just about anything from the internet.)
Skimba wrote:We sat around yapping about random stuff and decided to go and do something.
Skimba wrote:I conveniently had a car that would hold four bodies (even though it looked like someone had rolled the car on to its roof prior to us getting it), so we piled in for a short road trip to New Hope, PA!
After finding parking right away (I know secrets), we then proceeded on foot to shops, places and to looking at the river. I really wanted to go sit somewhere and have some drinks, but it being Saturday and nice out, it was pretty packed everywhere. I did however, purchase a flying turtle.
Skimba wrote:We were a little listless from walking around and got back into the car when I was going to take them to places I knew for bodies, but Nik forgot to bring her corn trompsing shoes, so I had to detour back to the hotel.
We stopped at a bar along the way and downed a couple beers each, which was perfect and perked us all right back up.
Skimba wrote:We got ready for corn and we were off!
After getting to corn and waiting for my friend to be available (where I ran into 4 people I had not expected to see and it was awesome), we got a "back stage" tour through the haunted corn maze and the haunted hayride. (YAY BLOOD AND CORN AND BLOOD AND GIANT SPIDERS AND BLOOD AND GOO AND....well other fun stuff)
Skimba wrote:From there we all, including two of my "home-home" friends, went to a bar. We drank many drinks. We had many talks. Some other stuff. We closed the bar.
Skimba wrote:We went back to the hotel.
I have a little fuzzy in this area. Then we called WTFisjuice and proceeded to talk all at the same time and be confusing.
Skimba wrote:Uh...fuzzy area again. Will probably need anothers input to fill in the gaps here. I know I was drinking the tequila straight from the bottle.
Eventually went to sleep.
Skimba wrote:Got up Sunday, people showered, sat and yapped. I took them to a park, but it was too populated and the water was extra shallow for the dumping of any boidies (I really wanted to, I swear!), back to hotel, and I needed to get to my brother's place, so it was time to part. We said our so-longs and see-ya-next-years, and we parted ways.
Nik wrote:And a loud old guy next to Kupo scared her
Jemry wrote:Or a much cheaper alternative while still having a foreign Spamuser present, print off below picture and make sure it is present at the gathering.