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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:31 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Wait also: Traubster. He comes and goes, I'm sure we havem't seen the last of him.


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I have predicted the probably-fourth-or-fifth coming of Traubster! I am a prophet of Traubster. Is that good?

I am sure the return bears no relation to my having made the prediction itself.

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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:28 pm

ntw3001 wrote:I SUMMON CHEAPALERT


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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:48 am

I forgot about CheapAlert. Didn't I hate him?
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby loofah » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:22 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I forgot about CheapAlert. Didn't I hate him?
If you can't remember, then probably not.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:24 pm

You hated him, he hated you. It was a match made in heaven.

Also hated by Cheapalert: Devilot, Lambs.

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Postby Jemry » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:58 pm

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http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby IanC » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:14 pm

I wasn't around for cheapAlert... but from looking through old posts, didn't pretty much everyone hate him? (or was that another gone by the time i got here poster?)
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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:43 pm

From what I recall s/he said s/he was a woman for a little bit, which s/he then claimed was a joke but then didn't.
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Postby Portals » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:36 am

I've just been generally absent for the past couple months. Sorry guys.

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Postby Dusk » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:56 am

Presents.
haha that was my favourite roll-call joke in school.

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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:46 pm

i was doing a crossword the other day and the clue was "19th century british prime minister". the answer was "palmerston" and it made me realize that pitny elder hasn't been around here in quite some time. anyone who gets the connection gets extra internets points (or maybe watches a bit too much tv... )
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby James » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:35 pm

a) Pitt the Elder
b) I didn't hate CheapAlert, but that may because I was being contrary (especially since Chrow had such a problem with him). That said, people really did seem to rail against him when he wasn't actually doing anything wrong (which may not have been all the time). Drama.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:24 pm

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giantsfan97 wrote:mulpis de-friended me on facebook

Dude, what?
Did you deserve it?

No, but I figured she just de-friended a bunch of people that she didn't talk to anymore. WE LOST TOUCH :(
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby loofah » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:55 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:No, but I figured she just de-friended a bunch of people that she didn't talk to anymore. WE LOST TOUCH :(
I do that too. I just can't keep up with 23487492857 people. It's too exhausting.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby PonderThis » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:25 am

I don't hate anybody, but IIRC Cheapie got on my nerves sometimes. Heck, I didn't even hate Brade. I kind of which he had been able to stay around, but he obviously was getting so frustrated with the place.

Actually there was one poster I hated, and I'm still not sure if he was a brilliant troll or freaking rainman. Either way, he was the only poster that ever made me dread coming to the site because I just didn't want to read his ... whatever it was.

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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 am

I don't remember hating anyone on here. I do remember being amused when other people hated someone on here.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby Null » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:27 pm

PonderThis wrote:Actually there was one poster I hated, and I'm still not sure if he was a brilliant troll or freaking rainman. Either way, he was the only poster that ever made me dread coming to the site because I just didn't want to read his ... whatever it was.

Dude he's standing right behind you.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:38 pm

I miss Frankie Trembles.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby James » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:34 pm

I don't remember the last time I hated someone in real life, let alone on some stupid message board. Then again, 'hatred' suggests a degree of emotional investment in other people I sometimes suspect I'm not predisposed to.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby PonderThis » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:58 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:I miss Frankie Trembles.
Null wrote:Dude he's standing right behind you.

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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby traubster » Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:24 pm

James wrote:I don't remember the last time I hated someone in real life, let alone on some stupid message board. Then again, 'hatred' suggests a degree of emotional investment in other people I sometimes suspect I'm not predisposed to.


You could just hate everyone passively, like some sort of inactive misanthrope. That would require little to no emotional investment, other than scowling while you mouth "You suck." at people who sit next to you on the bus.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:46 pm

Magicflyinlemur! He hated Devilot! The web of hatred widens. Devilot features heavily. I liked Devilot well enough.

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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:56 pm

traubster wrote:
James wrote:I don't remember the last time I hated someone in real life, let alone on some stupid message board. Then again, 'hatred' suggests a degree of emotional investment in other people I sometimes suspect I'm not predisposed to.


You could just hate everyone passively, like some sort of inactive misanthrope. That would require little to no emotional investment, other than scowling while you mouth "You suck." at people who sit next to you on the bus.

That's essentially how I operate.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:59 pm

I don't know why everybody got so offended by the Frankster. When I first thought he was serious I was a little confused, but as he went on I just found him hilarious, in the laughing at him rather than with him sense.
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Re: Spamusement Roll Call

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