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A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:44 am
by ntw3001
Back in the olden days (year 2 at school), we had to write a story. If I recall (and I do), my story was about my teddy bear breaking into the school at night. One of the things he did was to spill water on the floor, somehow cause it to freeze, and ice skate in the classroom. Mrs. Thackray summoned me and told me she had some kind of problem with my story. Preposterous, I thought, who does this woman think she is to criticise my work? I reread it and concluded that her problem must have been the fact that the story consisted almost entirely of a single run-on sentence (presumably a deliberate stylistic choice, anthough my memory is hazy). As it turned out, the problem was actually that the story was written entirely from right to left. I am not sure how I did this without noticing.

Yes, I made a whole new thread just for this.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:13 am
by Null
I'm glad the thing you remembered from your youth wasn't that you left the stove on.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:46 pm
by Judas Maccabeus
Null wrote:I'm glad the thing you remembered from your youth wasn't that you left the stove on.


Or:
".... Oh, sh**, I was supposed to pick that person up..."
Person: "Oh, for crying out loud, what's taking him so long?"

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:42 pm
by Saltine
This is the mostest boringest example of recovered memory therapy ever. Put some rape in there and get back to us.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:46 am
by Null
But he was telling us about a mirror universe!

In that universe, spamusers post cartoons by assassinating Neders and StevenF has a beard.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:22 pm
by ntw3001
Saltine wrote:This is the mostest boringest example of recovered memory therapy ever.


Hey

Saltine wrote:Put some rape in there and get back to us.


You have to read between the lines.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:36 pm
by giantsfan97
I read this title as "A thing I just remembered from my mouth"

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:24 am
by Portals
giantsfan97 wrote:I read this title as "A thing I just remembered from my mouth"

Ditto.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:57 pm
by fanelian
I confused the last poster with the Thread originator. The last poster was Portals, so I was thinking "WHAT Youth, infancy?".

From right to left, NTW? How so, you mean like every word written backwards or in Japanese style, where the last page was actually the first one?

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:42 pm
by ntw3001
As far as I remember, every word written backwards. Like mirror writing.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:11 pm
by Binkatron5000
ntw3001 wrote:As far as I remember, every word written backwards. Like mirror writing.

Are you a leftie or a rightie?

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:44 pm
by ntw3001
A rightie.

Bear in mind this was some time ago, it is possible that the tale has been embellished a little by my brain. It ain't no intentional embellishment.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:58 am
by Saltine
ntw3001 wrote:it is possible that the tale has been embellished a little by my brain
See? This is my point. Embellish some explosions and rape into it. Explosive mirror-writing rape.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:23 am
by PonderThis
Aliens stole enty's brain!

But then they decided they didn't need it and put it back ... BUT THEY DID IT BACKWARDS.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:40 pm
by Binkatron5000
Hey all you need to do is zoom in and you see the good stuff:

selected zoomed in text from ntw3001 wrote:Back in the olden days (year 2 at school), we had to write a story...
rape rape rape rape rape explosions pain butt-sex rape rape rape rape rapedy rapey raping explosive rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape
breaking into the school at night. One of the things he did was to ...
rape rape rape rape rape RAPE exploding butts and rape rape rape rape terrible rape rape rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape t-rex rape
skate in the classroom. Mrs. Thackray summoned me and told me s...
raped in the butt rape rape rape rape EXPLODING ANUS rape rape rape rape rape rape explosive rape rape rape rape rape tyrannasaurus rape rape
thought, who does this woman think she is to criticise my work? I ...
rape rape rape rape rape explosions pain butt-sex rape rape rape rape rapedy rapey raping explosive rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape
the fact that the story consisted almost entirely of a single run-on ...
rape rape rape rape rape what what in the butt rape rape rape rape racing stripes raping explosive rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape
anthough my memory is hazy). As it turned out, the problem was a ...
rape rape rape rape rape pew pew pew pew pain rape rape rape rape rapedy rapey raping explosive rape rape rape explode explode rape explode
left. I am not sure how I did this without noticing.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:03 am
by loofah
I love those T-rex exploding butt rape racing stripes. My car has one.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:50 pm
by katzenkoenig
giantsfan97 wrote:I read this title as "A thing I just remembered from my mouth"


Ugh, is he still talking about James' penis?

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:21 pm
by Skimba
Binkatron5000 wrote:Hey all you need to do is zoom in and you see the good stuff:

selected zoomed in text from ntw3001 wrote:Back in the olden days (year 2 at school), we had to write a story...
rape rape rape rape rape explosions pain butt-sex rape rape rape rape rapedy rapey raping explosive rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape
breaking into the school at night. One of the things he did was to ...
rape rape rape rape rape RAPE exploding butts and rape rape rape rape terrible rape rape rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape t-rex rape
skate in the classroom. Mrs. Thackray summoned me and told me s...
raped in the butt rape rape rape rape EXPLODING ANUS rape rape rape rape rape rape explosive rape rape rape rape rape tyrannasaurus rape rape
thought, who does this woman think she is to criticise my work? I ...
rape rape rape rape rape explosions pain butt-sex rape rape rape rape rapedy rapey raping explosive rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape
the fact that the story consisted almost entirely of a single run-on ...
rape rape rape rape rape what what in the butt rape rape rape rape racing stripes raping explosive rape rape rape rape rapre raptor rape rape
anthough my memory is hazy). As it turned out, the problem was a ...
rape rape rape rape rape pew pew pew pew pain rape rape rape rape rapedy rapey raping explosive rape rape rape explode explode rape explode
left. I am not sure how I did this without noticing.

I forgot how much I love(d) Bianca.

Re: A thing I just remembered from my youth

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:28 am
by sum yun gai
She's on the face stalker if you ever decide to join the dark side :P