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Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:48 am

EDIT: ON BEHALF OF THE ALMIGHTY SKIMBA:
RULES and REGULATIONS:::::
1) DO NOT sign up if you are not going to participate/mail on time/have any money or time.
2) Sign up will start now until next Wednesday morning (December 2nd) 9:00 Mountain Standard Time (USA).
3) PM me (Skimba) your address as soon as you sign up. This will ensure I don't stalker-PM you.
4) Let's make the time limit through the first week of January, as holiday mail time will slow things down. (Unless someone is overseas and needs extra time for a GOOD reason.)
5) Limit on what to spend is up to you, but none of us make a ton of moolah (that I know about), so no Jaguars or Diamonds allowed.
6) If you'd like to add a note about color preferences, sizes, etc. - put that in your PM to me and I will pass the info on.
7) Do not sign up if you are not going to ever send anything.
8 ) Eight, eight, I forget what eight was for.


Signed up so far:
1. Binkbink
2. SYG
3. Skimbass
4. QuetzalPretzel
5. Slydonkey
6. EvilJackal
7. Judas Macacroni
8. Ponder What? (AKA Thunder Piss)
9. Goofy Loofy
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Re: Secret Santa

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:06 pm

i declare that the first person who posts about secret santa automatically volunteers! :P

i'm sure we can find someone to coordinate it if we all think about it hard enough... :|
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Re: Secret Santa

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:00 pm

Ok, people who want to participate, start saying so. Worse comes to worse, I can do it if nobody else will :P YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO SPEAK UP, POTENTIAL COORDINATORS! Skimba mentioned interest, I remember that much :)

In the meantime, let's start a list of interested folks.
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Re: Secret Santa

Postby Skimba » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:18 am

I can coordinate it if people are fine with that.
The time has flown by and we must get our respective buttsesses in gear.
I just purchased my very first x-mas giftoid today.
I am currently at my parents house, so I won't be on all day and stuff, but I am around. I will also be home Monday.
I (and catass as one) also would like to participate.

RULES and REGULATIONS:::::
1) DO NOT sign up if you are not going to participate/mail on time/have any money or time.
2) Sign up will start now until next Wednesday morning (December 2nd) 9:00 Mountain Standard Time (USA).
3) PM me your address as soon as you sign up. This will ensure I don't stalker-PM you.
4) Let's make the time limit through the first week of January, as holiday mail time will slow things down. (Unless someone is overseas and needs extra time for a GOOD reason.)
5) Limit on what to spend is up to you, but none of us make a ton of moolah (that I know about), so no Jaguars or Diamonds allowed.
6) If you'd like to add a note about color preferences, sizes, etc. - put that in your PM to me and I will pass the info on.
7) Do not sign up if you are not going to ever send anything.
8 ) Eight, eight, I forget what eight was for.

Signed up so far:
Binkbink
SYG
Skimbass
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Re: Secret Santa

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:56 am

I am in.

So, when you say no jaguars, do you mean the car or the animal? I need to know as soon as possible, so I can know if I can proceed with my plans to break into the zoo.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:03 pm

I shall be in with the system.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:30 pm

I'll have to find out what my actual address is going to be by then; it certainly won't be the one I have right now. Still, I'll sign up regardless, and get an address to you ASAP.


P.S.: Try not to have me sending to the exact same person again this year as the last two. Out of ideas and all.

P.P.S.: Feel free to PM-stalk me whether or not you get my address, Skimba. :wink: :P

P.P.P.S.: I hope Butterbur sends this promptly. A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried. If he forgets, I shall roast him. Fare Well!


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Re: Secret Santa

Postby Skimba » Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:44 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I am in.

So, when you say no jaguars, do you mean the car or the animal? I need to know as soon as possible, so I can know if I can proceed with my plans to break into the zoo.

Please do not let my mis-talk stop you from breaking into any zoos and freeing any of the inmates :!:

And Judas, you just let me know when you are ready.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:56 pm

It would be good if this thread were stickied. Where are Nik and Ponder anyways?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:22 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:It would be good if this thread were stickied. Where are Nik and Ponder anyways?

Heeeeeeey stop being so pushy! OK OK I'll do it geeeeez ...


OK, I done did it. Anyways you can sign me up. I actually both sent and received presents last year so I'm feeling pretty good about this. :)

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:00 pm

PonderThis wrote:Heeeeeeey stop being so pushy! OK OK I'll do it geeeeez ...

OK, I done did it. Anyways you can sign me up. I actually both sent and received presents last year so I'm feeling pretty good about this. :)


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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:52 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER PISS!
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:45 pm

Only eight? What is this, Hanukkah?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Null » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:22 pm

No time, no money, no friends.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:36 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:Only eight? What is this, Hanukkah?


...Eight, one of whom is named "Judas Maccabeus". Yep, it's Hanukkah. :?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby loofah » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:24 pm

Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me! Pick me!
Should we suggest something like handmade gifts, or under $10, something like that, as this year has been pretty hard for a lot of people?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:32 am

I dunno if it counts, but I got drac something last year. Also, it was only Hanukkah in that there was a number 8. I dunno, I get silly sometimes and wonder what I was thinking later.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:04 am

loofah wrote:Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me! Pick me!
Should we suggest something like handmade gifts, or under $10, something like that, as this year has been pretty hard for a lot of people?

Not a bad idea! I have something in mind for handmade-ness, depending on who I get.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:12 am

Oh whoever I get is definitely getting something hand-made.

Actually, since Skimba never posted pictures of what I sent her last year maybe I'll just send the same thing again. Assuming I don't get Skimba again. :)

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Saltine » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:58 am

Great, now this thread is stickied so it can sit up there mocking us until June. Neighbors all rolling their eyes because we couldn't bother to take down our Christmas decorations.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:36 am

I'll take it down in January, PROMISE. Well February at the latest.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Skimba » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:48 pm

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:49 pm

I think if we're putting something like that, you should maybe have the option of either $10 or handmade. Because what if you just feel you are better at finding stuff people would like than actually making things? That said, handmade stuff could be pretty cool, especially because it seems like we have some pretty creative people around here.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Skimba » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:27 am

It's really whatever people want to do/get/make/buy.
I do not have time to make something, but I'm pretty good at getting things I think people would like.
So, it's really uo to you what you want to do/make/spend/steal.
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