Secret Santa 2009!

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:21 am

Woo! It's good to know things are moving.

MOCK! MOCK! MOCK!

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby slydon » Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:23 pm

Hello from Amazon.com.

We're still trying to obtain the following item[s] you ordered on December 13 2009.

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Still want it? We'll keep on trying. To keep your order for this item open, please click the link below. Otherwise, we'll cancel your order on March 20 2010, if we haven't located it by then.

Sorry.. am getting my snata something else for easter :oops:

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Skimba » Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:06 pm

Well that's craptacular on their part.
Glad to knoe the thought is still there.


JUDAS?????????
Did you ever get yours mailed?
WTH?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:09 am

crap, i took pics and everything and never posted them! :shock: i'll get those by this weekend so you can all see what my secret satan got me
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby jvcc » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:56 am

sum yun gai wrote:secret satan

I watched a MST3K recently where Santa was trying to deliver presents on Christmas Eve but Satan kept trying to thwart him with impish pranks. By impish I of course mean whispering to an impoverished girl that she steal a doll or trying to convince three boys to kidnap Santa.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Null » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:04 am

You've just seen...the Mexican Santa Claus.

In many respects, an awesome movie. Check Jabootu.net for the full review.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:45 am

jvcc wrote:
sum yun gai wrote:secret satan

I watched a MST3K recently where Santa was trying to deliver presents on Christmas Eve but Satan kept trying to thwart him with impish pranks. By impish I of course mean whispering to an impoverished girl that she steal a doll or trying to convince three boys to kidnap Santa.


ah, what a classic episode :) with the great song merry christmas if that's ok :mrgreen:
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Null » Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:46 pm

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Skimba » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:35 pm

Well, not everyone has received their gifts, so it stays until that happens. :x
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Saltine » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:44 pm

But does it have to be sticky?

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:41 pm

Saltine wrote:But does it have to be sticky?

(please take this out of context)

You know that's what you meant.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby chrismachine » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:42 pm

Also, yes it should, for the poor folks who have yet to receive their stuff.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Saltine » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:46 am

The cookies are all moldy and the milk is a solid hunk of nasty cheese. The empty stocking has a layer of dust on it. I think... I think it might be time to take it down. It's possible that would reduce the probability of Santa's arrival from meager to minuscule, but at least we wouldn't have to look at the depressing thing every day.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Portals » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:02 pm

Saltine you forgot about the dead pine tree, which is a serious fire hazard.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Null » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:58 pm

Skimba wrote:Well, not everyone has received their gifts, so it stays until that happens. :x

So, how many people who were enthusiastic about this have failed to follow through? Ten? Five?

Unless you're planning on giving someone a baby for a present, it shouldn't take months and months. Take a weekend and put something together, mail it Monday morning. Or just put a crisp bit of appropriate paper money in an envelope and mail that.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:17 pm

Well, SYG got his but never posted pics. And... someone didn't get theirs yet?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Skimba » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:49 am

As far as I am aware, two people didn't get theirs.
I'm not really concerned about me, but the other person (who was the first to get theirs done and out) has not gotten anything that we know of, and that's just poopie.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby slydon » Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:05 am

<insert lame believable excuse here>

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby loofah » Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:54 am

Skimba wrote:As far as I am aware, two people didn't get theirs.
I'm not really concerned about me, but the other person (who was the first to get theirs done and out) has not gotten anything that we know of, and that's just poopie.
Actually, I'm more concerned about you, because you put a lot of effort into making the whole exchange happen. And that's pretty poopie too.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Dusk » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:44 am

Null wrote:Unless you're planning on giving someone a baby for a present, it shouldn't take months and months.

Yeah, because.. seriously. . haha I dunno.
Does Skimba need a present? I'll send her a box of crap.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby PonderThis » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:18 am

If nothing else, get a sheet of construction paper, cut and fold it to the shape of a xmas card, then draw stuff on it. I can't speak for anyone else, of course, but I'd be satisfied with that.

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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Nik » Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:21 am

Some of us just aren't going to get gifts.


May as well un-sticky it and chalk it up to experience.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby Skimba » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:06 pm

But I now want Great crap from Dusky!
Or is it GREAT crap?
Great CRAP?
Great Crap?
great Crap?
greaT craP?
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:38 am

If Skimba is getting some great crap from dusky, one of the remaining giftless persons can give their info to me if they want, and I can be their... Not Terribly Secret Captain Planet? See, because Good Friday aside, the next holiday this month is Earth Day.
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Re: Secret Santa 2009!

Postby slydon » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:00 am

Not everything I wanted to get for my SS arrived, so you get lots of consolation gifts, mailed tomorrow (secret easter bunny?)


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