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Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:11 pm

I had no idea you were so accomplished.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:02 pm

You have no idea what James Murray has accomlished!
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Postby James » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:13 pm

Yeah, I guess James and Murray are fairly common names in Scotland, I think, so I'm in thoroughly plural company. Once you introduce the Per, however, I'm suddenly entirely alone.
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Postby Clueless » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:41 am

So you're saying that the James/Murray count is one?
Sorry, I just couldn't resist making that awful pun. Apologies for EVERYONE.
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Postby James » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:57 pm

It may surprise you to learn that I've heard that one before. BUT PER IS MY FIRST NAME!
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Postby Clueless » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:12 pm

James wrote:It may surprise you to learn that I've heard that one before.

Would you believe that I'm not in the least surprised about this?
James wrote:BUT PER IS MY FIRST NAME!

Wha? OH, I get it, first-middle-last name... I didn't even think of that.
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:48 pm

This thread is now moving at the rate of approximately 1 Clueless Per James Murray.
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Re: James

Postby jvcc » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:59 pm

More like one pun per mention of Per. I perceive that to be the percentage, but--at the risk of my own perdition--that percent may perhaps not be perfect; I am one who is permanently perplexed by those perfidious numbers.
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Re: James

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:11 pm

perchance your post may perhaps be a tad superfluous? :P
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Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:03 am

I perused your comment and am perturbed; I find you to be pertinacious and perverse. So much so that I hope you perish of pertussis.
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Re: James

Postby James » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:58 pm

Spanner in works #2: The pronunciation is actually /pɛə/. But yes, nice work everyone. Very clever.
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Re: James

Postby fanelian » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:43 pm

So are you more like a pears, a pairs, or a percentages guy?
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Re: James

Postby James » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:49 am

I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural. Actually, since it's my opinion that identity is an infinitely re-definable invention, I suppose you could split what is usually referred to as me into two separate entities, thereby rendering me a pair, but not a pear.
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Re: James

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:26 am

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

This seriously made me laugh so much, sig'd!
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:31 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

This seriously made me laugh so much, sig'd!

Yeah, we don't get enough James nowadays.

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Re: James

Postby James » Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:55 pm

No, I'll only humiliate myself with shameful spelling errors. Also, my vanity requires that at least 25 jamescent of my posts have to be in threads about me, which is a stifling restriction at times.
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Re: James

Postby PonderThis » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:24 pm

I should go rename all the threads in this forum to have "James" somewhere in the title. "Secret James 2009!", "THE JAMES THREAD", "A james and complain thread", "JAMES YOURSELF!", "JAMES thread", "Poll: Lefty or Righty or James?", "Poll: Do you like James?", etc.
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Re: James

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:33 pm

'James yourself' sounds like a competition of some sort.
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Re: James

Postby James » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:35 pm

Go james yourself.
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Re: James

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:30 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:'James yourself' sounds like a competition of some sort.

Yes, where we put James' face in place of ours, and see who can do the best jorb.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:14 pm

James wrote:Go james yourself.

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Re: James

Postby Saltine » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:58 pm

Video james thread?
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Postby Portals » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:55 am

james and the giant peach
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Re: James

Postby James » Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:21 pm

Saltine wrote:Video james thread?
What you say?
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Re: James

Postby traubster » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:23 am

James wrote:
Saltine wrote:Video james thread?
What you say?


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