James

[James]

Since pretty much everything I do is a waste of time, it's imperative that I be hilarious as often as possible.

[Portals]

Since pretty much everything I do is a waste of time, it's imperative that I be hilarious as often as possible.

words to live by.

[James]

Since pretty much everything I do is a waste of time, it's imperative that I be hilarious as often as possible.

Sometimes I really am quite excellent.




Explanoid:

19:09 - James: I'm thinking maybe I should resurrect a load of old junk just to get things going.
19:09 - ntw3001: go on do it
19:09 - James: But the problem is that I'm generally a very reactive poster. I don't usually have much in the way of input. I comment on things and hope somebody else keeps the actual conversation up.
19:09 - ntw3001: you can encourage people to read your sentences
19:10 - James: ALL RIGHT fork IT I'M GOING TO DO IT

[James]

19:22 - James: Now I can't be bothered to find other good threads to resurrect. Bugger.
19:22 - ntw3001: if you got the afterburner you could go very high over jumps
19:22 - James: Excellent.

[PonderThis]

VERY EXCELLENT INDEED

[ntw3001]

IT WAS THE TRUTH

[fanelian]

WHAT? Oh, wait... what?

[fanelian]

Hi James, how's everything going?

[James]

Pretty good overall. Going to a wedding next week. Not sure if ny snart clothes are smart enough, and the journey looks troublesome, but hopefully it should be fun. Work is OK. Life is all right. I ought to cook more proper food.

Funily enough, I actually took a look at this thread last night, because I'd forgotten what it was about and I'm self-obsessed like that.

Anyway, thanks for asking. How about you?

[Dusk]

Anyway, thanks for asking. How about you?

This is hardly the thread for such crap.

[James]

I actually appended it afterwards, because generally when people make such pleasantries I forget to return them, then realize after the fact that I've been quite rude. I SHALL REMEMBER NOT TO BOTHER IN FUTURE.

[jvcc]

I actually appended it afterwards, because generally when people make such pleasantries I forget to return them, then realize after the fact that I've been quite rude. I SHALL REMEMBER NOT TO BOTHER IN FUTURE.

When I was younger and someone would give me a compliment, I would occasionally and accidentally say, "I know," in return. This was until I was informed that a more acceptable response is either "thank you" or another compliment in return.

[giantsfan97]

When I was younger and someone would give me a compliment, I would occasionally and accidentally say, "I know," in return.

Ah, the Han Solo method.

[ntw3001]

JAMES

Do you still have that Spamusement game from years ago? Where I click the thing and it tells me I lose? I feel it might come in useful to illustrate things like overly-steep learning curves in games. Or more specifically, how having to PvP to earn suitable gear to play PvP in WoW is actually not some kind of clever teaching tool.

[James]

I have essentially no recollection of the thing about which you are talking. Furthermore, I can't find it on the web hosting account that had my old signature generator in it before that broke. Did I post it on here?

[ntw3001]

Yeah, but it was probably in about 2007. Never mind! It's not a thing of importance.

[James]

This is where it was; it is no longer. I've had multiple hard disk failures (each preceded by zero wise backup decisions) since then, so unless somebody has by some freak chance either spamusementgamezv4.swf or spamusementgame.swf stashed away somewhere, I'm afraid it's gone forever. Not that it would be hard to reproduce. In fact, here is a version in JavaScript.

[ntw3001]

It's strangely compelling.

[Binkatron5000]

I like it. I've been playing it for the last five minutes.

EDIT:
My friend's mom got a hold of it and said "what the heck kind of game is that:S"
Hahaha

[Dusk]

Awww reticulating splines was always my favourite.

[James]

I AM JAMES

[jvcc]

Hey, look who co-authored my Spanish textbook, guys:

[James]

PUT SOME PUNCTUATION UPSIDE-DOWN‘ YO˙