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How does I makes blog

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:49 am

Yo Spamusers, I am conslithering making an internet 'web log', or 'blog', for reason of I have too much free time and need something to do other than play WoW. What man or woman has useful information? Where do I go? What do I do? How is this 'website' thing done? I have no idea, I am computer unskilled.

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:06 pm

HOW IS BLOGGY FORMED. HOW BLOG GET HAPPEN.

You need to do way instain livejournal. Who write their bloggy because these bloggies can't wriet back? It was in the bookmarks this mroing, a free bloghost on 'net who easy to use. They are sending the bloggies all over the web, too read to look. My parry are with the authors, who write crappy welbogs. I am truley happy for new bolg.
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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby PonderThis » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:09 pm

I see people use blogspot a lot but interestingly when you go to just www.blogspot.com it redirects you to here.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:12 pm

PonderThis wrote:I see people use blogspot a lot but interestingly when you go to just http://www.blogspot.com it redirects you to here.


Blogger has a much nicer homepage design. NO CLUTTER. Is nice.
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

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Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:23 pm

Ah, thank you both for assistance. Also Blinky, well done. Excellent.

I should probably point out how very very likely it is that I will never actually get around to making this blog. But now I have the useful informations, so it can be totally my fault for shirking.

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Postby PonderThis » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:24 pm

Well poopcakes now you have me thinking of making a blog. I'm thinking I could get upwards of two people to read it too!

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:31 pm

yayay, Null inspired me to start a dream blog and I might try out this blogger thing you speak of. LET'S ALL BE BLOG BUDDIES LOLLERS!

Dreams and foods together maybe? Yes.
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:44 pm

I did regular weekly things on a blog for a few months. Now it has come to pass that I run the blog (sort of). Don't look it up, it's football and not very interesting. Also, there is a vaguely interesting backstory to how this set of circumstances came about.
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Postby fanelian » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:31 pm

I very much prefer Wordpress. http://wordpress.com/
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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:46 pm

I did look at Wordpress because a buddy of mine has a Wordpress blog. But I can't figure out exactly how the hosting works. Do they host my words, or do I have to do... well I don't know what it would be that I had to do. This is the problem with Wordpress, you see.

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby Null » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:54 pm

I'm pretty sure wordpress will do either--you can have a wordpress blog on your own webpage, or you can use their space and be, like, ntw3001srandomthoughts.wordpress.com. However, you might note the words "pretty sure" that are near the opening of the first sentence.

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Postby fanelian » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:08 am

I had made an elaborate post supporting wordpress (Which can both be used in your own domain or theirs), I lost it in the preview because I clicked in the link for the google translated rendering of my blog, and then was about to re-post the link, but I remember I don't want a ceirtain stalker to go and look at it.

Dude: stop stalking me. It's not OK.
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Postby Null » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:22 am

It's not me, is it? I've got the URL in my bookmarks, and in my blogroll tho I don't think I've changed that yet. But I can go away if needed.

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Postby jvcc » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:46 am

I think she's referring to an ex of hers.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:06 pm

fanelian wrote:I had made an elaborate post supporting wordpress (Which can both be used in your own domain or theirs), I lost it in the preview because I clicked in the link for the google translated rendering of my blog, and then was about to re-post the link, but I remember I don't want a ceirtain stalker to go and look at it.

Dude: stop stalking me. It's not OK.

Hey you post on my facebook too HYPOCRITE
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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:40 pm

I make blog! It is http://caniborrowyourhammer.wordpress.com/

It is currently in a state of exactly-what-wordpress-initially-makes-it-look-like. I'm telling you people about it RIGHT NOW because if it is a secret until I make words I will never make words. So if this endeavour is abandoned like most of my endeavours, I am a massive loser and I suck. But I guess I'll go over and see what I can arrange as regards such things as for example layout.

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby PonderThis » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:29 pm

dang it somebody already took PonderThis. Created in 2006 and then NEVER USED. Bastards.
And on blogspot, too. Last post: 2001. GAAAAAAAAAH. DANG.

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby Null » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:39 pm

Remember those times in 2006 and 2001 when you woke up in a strange hotel room, covered in blood and unable to account for several hours? Maybe you are closer to solving that mystery!

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby DaVince » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:41 pm

Blogs are so 2005.

Actually, I have my own boring thing here.

However, I can't wait to see your blog if you're going to add hilarious posts!

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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:13 pm

ntw3001 wrote:I make blog! It is http://caniborrowyourhammer.wordpress.com/

It is currently in a state of exactly-what-wordpress-initially-makes-it-look-like. I'm telling you people about it RIGHT NOW because if it is a secret until I make words I will never make words. So if this endeavour is abandoned like most of my endeavours, I will be no different than the 99% of the other bloggers out there in the internets
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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:21 pm

Null wrote:Remember those times in 2006 and 2001 when you woke up in a strange hotel room, covered in blood and unable to account for several hours? Maybe you are closer to solving that mystery!


oh god it was a blog-related mishap

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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:23 pm

sum yun gai wrote:
ntw3001 wrote:I make blog! It is http://caniborrowyourhammer.wordpress.com/

It is currently in a state of exactly-what-wordpress-initially-makes-it-look-like. I'm telling you people about it RIGHT NOW because if it is a secret until I make words I will never make words. So if this endeavour is abandoned like most of my endeavours, I will be no different than the 99% of the other bloggers out there in the internets


I have avoided this fate! I will go down in history as having made at least one post.

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Postby chrismachine » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:01 pm

AND... at least one reader. That was a great story!
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Postby Skimba » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:11 am

chrismachine wrote:AND... at least one reader. That was a great story!

Two!
And yes - story - yay!
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Re: How does I makes blog

Postby ntw3001 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:11 pm

O ho ho thank you! The story of the bench that was moved slightly is perhaps not the most exciting. Perhaps some kind of small wall story would be an interesting update. With pictures! Oh yes.


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