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Chrono got married!

Postby Saltine » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:46 pm

I think that's what happened. I'd put more details here but I got the info from facebook and you know how what happens on spamusers.com stays on spamusers.com at least for those spamusers.com who don't want me to post their facebook.com identities here.com. .com.

Anyway, CONGARLUTATIONS CORNHO even though you never come here anymore.

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby James » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:04 pm

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:37 pm

Really? Well that's news. Not news that greatly affects me, but I find it interesting to know anyway.

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby jvcc » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:58 pm

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Skimba » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:25 pm

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Well huh. Good for you Chrow and good luck!
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:41 pm

I thought I saw that on facebook but I couldn't remember his real name.

I want DB to post something here for Chrono to get overly offended at.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby jvcc » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:06 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:I want DB to post something here for Chrono to get overly offended at.

Haha, classic Dusk.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:19 pm

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:48 am

Yaaaayyyy! I was debating posting something about it but did not, so thank you for not being lazy about it Saltine!

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Null » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:25 am

Here's hoping he has a nice, loving, long married life, where he and his wife can share and transmute a lifetime together into happiness.

I've a feeling he needed same.

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:31 am

Interesting. Good luck to him.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:45 pm

I standby the old internet standby of "pix or it never happened."
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Dusk » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:00 am

Well. I didn't see that .coming.

jvcc wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I want DB to post something here for Chrono to get overly offended at.

Haha, classic Dusk.

Aww I have a classicism.
No, I genuinely wish him well.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:06 pm

Dusk wrote:Well. I didn't see that .coming.

jvcc wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I want DB to post something here for Chrono to get overly offended at.

Haha, classic Dusk.

Aww I have a classicism.
No, I genuinely wish him and his husband well.


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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby jvcc » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:08 pm

Seriously, Dusk, that's just in poor taste.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Dusk » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:14 am

Ahhhahaha It's like he's really here.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby James » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:20 pm

THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING FOREVER I'M SICK OF THIS PERSECUTION FUCK ALL Y'ALL

But yes, best wishes and so on. I wish him a long life of nobody infuriating anybody and luxurious beard growth.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby PonderThis » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:33 pm

Chrono was persecuted? :?

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby jvcc » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:41 pm

PonderThis wrote:Chrono was persecuted? :?

I think what everyone's getting at is that he frequently, arguably unjustly, perceived himself as being persecuted.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby James » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:50 pm

He perceived persecution. Perceptecution.

I've known other forumites with the same problem, and to much worse degrees. I wonder whether it's an Internet thing, or if I just don't see it in real life because I actually persecute everyone I meet.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:24 am

Huh. I wondered if this circulated. Which is probably why I did a search on "married".

I'm still much the same, except now not exclusively online. I think my problem is I let most things that genuinely bother me go and it accumulates until the slightest thing sets me off. So yeah. Belated apologies. But expect it again whenever.

ANYWAY.

I did get married, in case you all assumed Saltine was spreading sordid rumors of my availability or lack thereof. I can't be bothered to supply any other details, not that they're really required. Since then, we've both HAPPILY quit our jobs at Wal-Mart and are trying to find a means to replace the income. Also, I currently have no facial hair. And I seem to be balding or. . . molting or something. It's an encumbrance. But I'll be happy if the sides stay like my dad's hair so I can shape it like Heihachi or that guy from Prodigy. I'll prolly disappear again after posting this, so to you all, sha.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby PonderThis » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:26 am

Well alrighty then! Don't be a stranger, man.

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby James » Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:45 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Also, I currently have no facial hair.

MOST DISAPPOINTING.

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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:46 am

OHAI THAR. Molting! Sounds fun! What I mean is, YAY FOR QUITTING WALMART! I did that a while back and it was very happy-making.
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Re: Chrono got married!

Postby Saltine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:46 am

So, give us the juicy details!!!1oh you can't be bothered IN THIS THREAD
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