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Additional Babbage

Postby Saltine » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:40 am

Not that one; this one.

Test results confirm that we can expect a standards-compliant human male child (and not, for example, a spiral-cut ham) sometime mid-September.

Here is a sneak preview:
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:57 am

http://sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/

Also, excellent. I was just about to say you should make more of those.

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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:05 am

congrats!
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby Skimba » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:07 am

Whooo - more saltine spawn!!!!
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby jvcc » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:14 am

Congrats! Do you get to choose which color it comes in? I'd go for red.
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:38 pm

Congratulations. Celebrate with a bacon flavoured carbonated drink.
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Postby chrismachine » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:10 pm

This thread will do nicely. My wife and I are expecting a boy mid-June :)

Also, congrats Saltine!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:44 pm

chrismachine wrote:This thread will do nicely. My wife and I are expecting a boy mid-June :)

Also, congrats Saltine!


Babies all round, then. Congratulations to you as well.
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Postby jvcc » Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:06 pm

Whoa, a first for Chrism, I believe! Congrats!
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:36 am

chrismachine wrote:This thread will do nicely. My wife and I are expecting a boy mid-June :)


Wha? Did you mention this thing? Well, congarburations very much!

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Postby PonderThis » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:12 am

Congratulamations to all! May your babbifications be wonderful all around.

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Postby Skimba » Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:41 am

Absofabbbbylutely!
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby IanC » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:22 pm

What? More kids using up our precious resources? HOW DARE YOU!!

Congrats :)
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Postby chrismachine » Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:27 pm

Nope, this was the first mention for sure. It's not anywhere else on the internet or anything either, but nobody who knows me in real life is on this site, so I might as well put it here :)
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby mrgazpacho » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:54 am

Saltine wrote:Not that one; this one.


This is probably the only site on the Internet where I felt that none of the readers needed that explanation. :lol:

Or, Congrats! 8)
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Postby James » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:26 pm

Babies for rabies. Ratulations!
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby EsBe » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:48 pm

Saltine wrote:Test results confirm that we can expect a standards-compliant human male child (and not, for example, a spiral-cut ham)

Congratulations. But if you were to discover how to produce a spiral cut ham via sex, you would tell us, right?

RIGHT????

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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:00 am

I applaud you both for reproducing. May your children one day become friends on the internet!
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:42 am

BABIES EVERYWHERE! Belated babby best wishes to yous! May your wives' uteri proposer.
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:49 am

also, foom shanka
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Postby Saltine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:48 am

EsBe wrote:Congratulations. But if you were to discover how to produce a spiral cut ham via sex, you would tell us, right?
That would be pretty awesome. Conceive near the end of February and you've got yourself a free Thanksgiving dinner!
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby sum yun gai » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:01 pm

as long as they don't also serve the placenta i guess that would be ok :barf:
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby badplantmommy » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:44 am

I somehow managed to miss this thread. Congrats, Saltine!
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Re: Additional Babbage

Postby James » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:20 am

So is it excess babbage?
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