Fun with Omegle

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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:09 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:rar I'm a child molester gonna molest me some children


Taking this out of context. If I wanted to set up a sig, it would be this.

New page. Score!

Hey guys what was the first thing you read when you just clicked this thread
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Skimba » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:18 am

Fun with Omegle.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:50 pm

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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:14 pm

Where's the best place to arrange a threesome? I guess it's probably Omegle, followed by the BBC's 'have your say' section.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:51 pm

The best places to advertise for a threesome:
1. Omegle
2. The dumpster behind your local pub.
3. Dear Abby
4. The men's restroom at a convenience store just off the interstate.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby jvcc » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:25 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:4. The men's restroom at a convenience store just off the interstate.

Is that the voice of experience talking?
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:43 am

jvcc wrote:
Zombie Protestor wrote:4. The men's restroom at a convenience store just off the interstate.

Is that the voice of experience talking?

Don'twannaknowdon'twannaknowdon'twannaknow!
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:41 am

Couldn't tell you. I'm just judging from the amount of "For a good time call" notices that it is the hotspot for casual sex advertising.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby jvcc » Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:25 am

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Clearly someone does care about age.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby PonderThis » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:19 am

OK, that one's pretty durned funny, jvcc. :lol:
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby badplantmommy » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:01 am

LOL!
Caller I.D. takes all the fun out of prank phone calls.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Zombie Protestor » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:04 pm

This question never gets old.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
The other guy called you a jerk.

Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: Bro!
Stranger 1: I DIDN'T I SWEAR
Stranger 1: MAN HE'S A LIAR
Stranger 2: Don't be calling me names
Stranger 1: You know I would never.
Stranger 1: We've been through so much.
Stranger 2: >:(
Stranger 1: School... school... masturbating
Stranger 1: I mean.
Stranger 2: :3
Stranger 1: How could I? You know me better.
Stranger 2: Look stranger
Stranger 2: I
Stranger 2: I love you
Stranger 2: I have
Stranger 2: Always wanted to tell you.
Stranger 1: !
Stranger 1: You mean it?
Stranger 2: I love you bro
Stranger 2: <3
Stranger 1: Will you marry me?
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 2: Hold me!
Stranger 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Stranger 1: Thank you random spy!
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:24 pm

Awwwwww. :)
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:14 pm

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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby jvcc » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:27 pm

Hahaha. Oh man, I'd forgotten about that site. Good thing I don't have anything planned for the rest of the day.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:18 pm

You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME???? :P

(Think "moist bink" from Monthy Python, for example.... how had I never caught this???)
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby PonderThis » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:30 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME???? :P

(Think "moist bink" from Monthy Python, for example.... how had I never caught this???)

Hate to break it to you but the line from MPatHG is, "... if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!". 8)
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:38 pm

The prize for creepiest stutter goes to:

Omegle wrote:You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Which is bigger, a horse or a lion/

Stranger 1: a wwhale

Stranger 2: a whale has the largest penis in the world.

Stranger 1: ovbvviously

Stranger 1: hell yes

Stranger 1: bitches lovve wwhales

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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:11 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME???? :P


Because nobody apparently knows what it really means. Either you're a snazzy dresser, an unwanted person, a crazy noise, a knock-down fight, or a fat homosexual man.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:35 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME???? :P


We thought you knew! :?
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:29 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME???? :P


Because nobody apparently knows what it really means. Either you're a snazzy dresser, an unwanted person, a crazy noise, a knock-down fight, or a fat homosexual man.


Definitely all of the above!

Also definition 10 says "moistened bink" not "bint" but I trust Ponder on this one because Ponder is Mr. Awesomepants McKnowsalot ;)
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby James » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:48 pm

It's definitely "bint". "Bink" is not a word in the kind of vocabulary Monty Python would be using, I'm pretty sure, whereas "bint" very much is.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:31 pm

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is your favourite colour?

Stranger 1: Green

Stranger 2: Red

Stranger 1: We are Christmas

Stranger 2: Yes

Stranger 2 has disconnected


We have reached a consensus. Let us reconvene next year.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:49 pm

Question to discuss:
My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?" I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be as

Stranger: Hahahahahahahahahah. ha.

You: Do we get to finish the sentence?

You: "...sweet as the honey that the bees gather on the moors."

Stranger: You took the liberty of making that sentence your own.

Stranger: You raised it from a baby.

Stranger: It became your child.

Stranger: You were there for everything. First bike ride, first loose tooth, first girlfriend, high school graduation.

You: The first time he lost a tooth by riding his bike into his girlfriend at his graduation.

Stranger: That happened.

You: He's kind of retarded.

You: Unfortunately.

Stranger: He can't help it.

Stranger: He went through a rebellious phase last year.

You: Refused to not ride his bike during inappropriate situations.

Stranger: Yeah, that and all those screamo bands .

You: That's just what he sounds like when he tries to sing.

You: He has problems enunciating. And controlling the volume of his speech.

Stranger: Poor guy.

You: To be honest, if I had spent more time teaching him and less coming up with complex bee similes, he might have turned out better.

You: As good as the queen bee reclining inside her honeycomb palace.

Stranger: You're a piece of poopcakes parent.

You: I like bees, okay!!

You: Is that so wrong?

You: *sobs*

Stranger: it is wrong when you neglect your child for your obsession.

You: My child is a sentence.

You: There, I've said it.

You: I thought I could love him anyway...

You: But I wasn't strong enough, or good enough.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


He/she left before I could come to terms with my guilt.
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Re: Fun with Omegle

Postby GregorR » Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:23 pm

jvcc wrote:To be honest, if I had spent more time teaching him and less coming up with complex bee similes, he might have turned out better.


A valuable lesson for parents everywhere.
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