Fun with Omegle

[ntw3001]

rar I'm a child molester gonna molest me some children

Taking this out of context. If I wanted to set up a sig, it would be this.

New page. Score!

Hey guys what was the first thing you read when you just clicked this thread

[Skimba]

Fun with Omegle.

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[ntw3001]

Where's the best place to arrange a threesome? I guess it's probably Omegle, followed by the BBC's 'have your say' section.

[Zombie Protestor]

The best places to advertise for a threesome:
1. Omegle
2. The dumpster behind your local pub.
3. Dear Abby
4. The men's restroom at a convenience store just off the interstate.

[jvcc]

4. The men's restroom at a convenience store just off the interstate.

Is that the voice of experience talking?

[PonderThis]

4. The men's restroom at a convenience store just off the interstate.

Is that the voice of experience talking?

Don'twannaknowdon'twannaknowdon'twannaknow!

[Zombie Protestor]

Couldn't tell you. I'm just judging from the amount of "For a good time call" notices that it is the hotspot for casual sex advertising.

[jvcc]

Clearly someone does care about age.

[PonderThis]

OK, that one's pretty durned funny, jvcc.

[badplantmommy]

LOL!

[Zombie Protestor]

This question never gets old.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
The other guy called you a jerk.

Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: Bro!
Stranger 1: I DIDN'T I SWEAR
Stranger 1: MAN HE'S A LIAR
Stranger 2: Don't be calling me names
Stranger 1: You know I would never.
Stranger 1: We've been through so much.
Stranger 2: >:(
Stranger 1: School... school... masturbating
Stranger 1: I mean.
Stranger 2: :3
Stranger 1: How could I? You know me better.
Stranger 2: Look stranger
Stranger 2: I
Stranger 2: I love you
Stranger 2: I have
Stranger 2: Always wanted to tell you.
Stranger 1: !
Stranger 1: You mean it?
Stranger 2: I love you bro
Stranger 2: <3
Stranger 1: Will you marry me?
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 2: Hold me!
Stranger 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Stranger 1: Thank you random spy!

[Judas Maccabeus]

Awwwwww.

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[jvcc]

Hahaha. Oh man, I'd forgotten about that site. Good thing I don't have anything planned for the rest of the day.

[Binkatron5000]

You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME????

(Think "moist bink" from Monthy Python, for example.... how had I never caught this???)

[PonderThis]

You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME????

(Think "moist bink" from Monthy Python, for example.... how had I never caught this???)

Hate to break it to you but the line from MPatHG is, "... if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!".

[ntw3001]

The prize for creepiest stutter goes to:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Which is bigger, a horse or a lion/

Stranger 1: a wwhale

Stranger 2: a whale has the largest penis in the world.

Stranger 1: ovbvviously

Stranger 1: hell yes

Stranger 1: bitches lovve wwhales

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Zombie Protestor]

You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME????

Because nobody apparently knows what it really means. Either you're a snazzy dresser, an unwanted person, a crazy noise, a knock-down fight, or a fat homosexual man.

[Judas Maccabeus]

You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME????

We thought you knew!

[Binkatron5000]

You guys, I saw this thread, went to Omegle, and after a long and amusing conversation with a stranger I found out that "BINK" is slang for something along the lines of BIMBO.

Y U NO TELL ME????

Because nobody apparently knows what it really means. Either you're a snazzy dresser, an unwanted person, a crazy noise, a knock-down fight, or a fat homosexual man.

Definitely all of the above!

Also definition 10 says "moistened bink" not "bint" but I trust Ponder on this one because Ponder is Mr. Awesomepants McKnowsalot

[James]

It's definitely "bint". "Bink" is not a word in the kind of vocabulary Monty Python would be using, I'm pretty sure, whereas "bint" very much is.

[ntw3001]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is your favourite colour?

Stranger 1: Green

Stranger 2: Red

Stranger 1: We are Christmas

Stranger 2: Yes

Stranger 2 has disconnected

We have reached a consensus. Let us reconvene next year.

[jvcc]

Question to discuss:
My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?" I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be as

Stranger: Hahahahahahahahahah. ha.

You: Do we get to finish the sentence?

You: "...sweet as the honey that the bees gather on the moors."

Stranger: You took the liberty of making that sentence your own.

Stranger: You raised it from a baby.

Stranger: It became your child.

Stranger: You were there for everything. First bike ride, first loose tooth, first girlfriend, high school graduation.

You: The first time he lost a tooth by riding his bike into his girlfriend at his graduation.

Stranger: That happened.

You: He's kind of retarded.

You: Unfortunately.

Stranger: He can't help it.

Stranger: He went through a rebellious phase last year.

You: Refused to not ride his bike during inappropriate situations.

Stranger: Yeah, that and all those screamo bands .

You: That's just what he sounds like when he tries to sing.

You: He has problems enunciating. And controlling the volume of his speech.

Stranger: Poor guy.

You: To be honest, if I had spent more time teaching him and less coming up with complex bee similes, he might have turned out better.

You: As good as the queen bee reclining inside her honeycomb palace.

Stranger: You're a piece of poopcakes parent.

You: I like bees, okay!!

You: Is that so wrong?

You: *sobs*

Stranger: it is wrong when you neglect your child for your obsession.

You: My child is a sentence.

You: There, I've said it.

You: I thought I could love him anyway...

You: But I wasn't strong enough, or good enough.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He/she left before I could come to terms with my guilt.

[GregorR]

To be honest, if I had spent more time teaching him and less coming up with complex bee similes, he might have turned out better.

A valuable lesson for parents everywhere.