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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby jvcc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:23 pm

jvcc wrote:At school:
Girl #1: So you rescued them...?
Girl #2: No, I bought them with my money. And I put all of their anuses on my fridge.

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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun May 12, 2013 11:02 pm

I may have been mishearing things, but I swear at work I heard two customers say the following to each other:

Girl: How's your ball?
Guy: Oh, the Japanese people aren't coming over until later...

It's slightly possible that the girl was asking how his mom was, but that was definitely his response either way.
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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby James » Mon May 13, 2013 1:19 pm

Stop Podcasting Yourself has a regular segment called "Overheards", which is basically this, and is often at least somewhat diverting.
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