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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby jvcc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:23 pm

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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun May 12, 2013 11:02 pm

I may have been mishearing things, but I swear at work I heard two customers say the following to each other:

Girl: How's your ball?
Guy: Oh, the Japanese people aren't coming over until later...

It's slightly possible that the girl was asking how his mom was, but that was definitely his response either way.
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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby James » Mon May 13, 2013 1:19 pm

Stop Podcasting Yourself has a regular segment called "Overheards", which is basically this, and is often at least somewhat diverting.
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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby Nyperold » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:48 pm

"I just saw something red and translucent, and I assumed it was a banana."

HIGHLIGHT FOR CONTEXT: From the Let's Play for Donkey Kong 64. In it, the normal bananas Diddy can collect are red, and bananas that your current Kong cannot collect are translucent. However, the object in question was a homing ammo crate, which is red, and it's translucent because the player hadn't bought the homing upgrade yet.
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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby mulpis » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:11 am

I didn't know this thread was a thing! I have a million of these. Just a few off the top of my head:

"Well, I don't need a restroom any more, but I do need a mop."

"We're poor, but we're not chicken-neck poor."

"I think I'm attracted to my cat."

"Hey, man, I thought we were having a group delusion here!"
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Re: Quotes taken out of context

Postby chrismachine » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:52 pm

Number 2 was hilarious, Mulps.
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