Quotes taken out of context

[jvcc]

At school:
Girl #1: So you rescued them...?
Girl #2: No, I bought them with my money. And I put all of their anuses on my fridge.

Aha!

[quetzalcoatlus]

I may have been mishearing things, but I swear at work I heard two customers say the following to each other:

Girl: How's your ball?
Guy: Oh, the Japanese people aren't coming over until later...


It's slightly possible that the girl was asking how his mom was, but that was definitely his response either way.

[James]

Stop Podcasting Yourself has a regular segment called "Overheards", which is basically this, and is often at least somewhat diverting.