Secret Spamta 2011
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EvilJekyll
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Spooty tracking, update already!
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EvilJekyll wrote:Spooty tracking, update already!
Spooty, spoot spoot!
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Supposedly has been delivered.
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EvilJekyll wrote:Supposedly has been delivered.
It has!
So I went to the PO Box today, since The Skimbass let me know my gift was in transit, and I had some other stuff to pick up as well. Things started to get suspicious/exiting when the woman told me she would have to give me my package using the back door (that's how they hand out the larger packages).
This is what I got:
WOW.I was utterly intrigued, but decided not to open it until I was home.
After fighting a battle against the super adhesive tape that kept the box securely, tightly and maddeningly closed, this is what I found inside:
Foam beans! My Favorite!! But that was not all, no sir, not even close. This piece of AWESOMENESS was in there. BEHOLD :
IT'S SO AMAZING! I must have let out a very audible cry of delight when I saw it because my mom came in to check what was it. I cannot describe my feeling of amusement/happinesss/surprise. I was elated as it was, but... there was more! MORE! There was still another box in there a bit heavy, that contained:
Trashbags! Trashbags that contained...
OH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! It's beeeeeeer.
But, the best part you guys is, this is not just any beer, it's:
Our own Jek's own "Battle Haze"
So, I've put them in the fridge for now, and later I'll make a toast to Jek and all the wonderful people of the magical realm of Spamusement!
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Wow, that is spectacularly awesome, and I too am now feeling self conscious about my gift. Way to skew the bell curve, EvilJekyll! 
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I'm impressed at how happy you are in those pictures. 
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You people and your amazing gift giving abilities. Bravo!
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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I had a great idea, but went with my second idea, which was kind-of lame. Not nearly that creative. Maybe one week I will make the time and then send something (even more) random out to Ponder.
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Fan, I love that initial picture of you and the six-pack! Seeing people's reactions when they get their gifts is the best part of Xmas to me. So even though I wasn't involved as gifter or giftee your picture gave me a big happy inside.
Also, those are some pretty awesome gifts aren't they? Kudos to Jek!
Also, those are some pretty awesome gifts aren't they? Kudos to Jek!
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Skimba wrote:I had a great idea, but went with my second idea, which was kind-of lame. Not nearly that creative. Maybe one week I will make the time and then send something (even more) random out to Ponder.
Aw don't worry about it. I'm a happy camper. Although if you were to take a picture of what you got that would be awesome (pressure pressure pressure)
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That reminds me, I should take pictures of some of my stuff.
WAM BAM THANK YOU Quetz:
My Dalek and Doctor:
Locked in an epic battle for supremacy:
I didn't take a picture of my CD because that would be silly. I like the Richard Hell and Television songs a lot.
WAM BAM THANK YOU Quetz:
My Dalek and Doctor:
Locked in an epic battle for supremacy:
I didn't take a picture of my CD because that would be silly. I like the Richard Hell and Television songs a lot.
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OK. Here we are!
Beholder on his own:
Beholder and a bracelet of EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!! You know, because it's sweet like that.
Beholder upside-down (eye-topod):
And, him and his newest buddy, CrabbyCrab:
Thanks again loooofs!
Apologies for the large images. Do not feel like re-sizing as dinner is ready.
Beholder on his own:
Beholder and a bracelet of EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!! You know, because it's sweet like that.
Beholder upside-down (eye-topod):
And, him and his newest buddy, CrabbyCrab:
Thanks again loooofs!
Apologies for the large images. Do not feel like re-sizing as dinner is ready.
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Them's a pretty cool horror of the underdark.
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So many cool things! Loving all the pictures.
Caller I.D. takes all the fun out of prank phone calls.
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That there is an AWESOME Beholder! Too bad he didn't come with a bow tie ...
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Holy crap, Jek. I want that present. 
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gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
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a 10lb package to nz used to cost about $20 (us). not sure you can ship alcohol down under though....
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If only I could print my own beer...
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.
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Dusk wrote:If only I could print my own beer...
Oh man, I'd fix my printer sooo fast...and need a new liver within 3 months.
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I need to post pictures. Thanks Slydon!
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Dusk wrote:If only I could print my own beer...
My brother works for HP, I will suggest this
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Skimba wrote:Dusk wrote:If only I could print my own beer...
Oh man, I'd fix my printer sooo fast...and need a new liver within 3 months.
Couldn't you just print a new one?
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I am super-happy to see visual evidence of my presents being enjoyed.
Those songs are from the respective albums Blank Generation and Marquee Moon, so you'd probably also like them.
And if anyone was curious, this is the tracklist for jvcc's cd. Kind of a lot of tracks, because short punk songs are short. And now I am going to shut up about music because this is not the music thread.
jvcc wrote:I didn't take a picture of my CD because that would be silly. I like the Richard Hell and Television songs a lot.
Those songs are from the respective albums Blank Generation and Marquee Moon, so you'd probably also like them.
And if anyone was curious, this is the tracklist for jvcc's cd. Kind of a lot of tracks, because short punk songs are short. And now I am going to shut up about music because this is not the music thread.
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GUYS! I JUST GOT A PRESENT! THANK YOU SYG! I LOVE IT! Pictures to come soon. Also syggie should be getting a gift soon too, it's half-assembled at this point so now I better hustle my bustle.
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