kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
jvcc wrote:Ah, I haven't started mine. When is the deadline for sending?
kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
Skimba wrote:sum yun gai wrote:except we both moved into houses since the last time we sent each other stuff so you probably don't have our addresses anymore
i'd be up for it if bink is also willing to participate!
Well, Bink. What'll it be?
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
Binkatron5000 wrote:Skimba wrote:sum yun gai wrote:except we both moved into houses since the last time we sent each other stuff so you probably don't have our addresses anymore
i'd be up for it if bink is also willing to participate!
Well, Bink. What'll it be?
O HAI THERE, so sorry, I don't come on here as often as I'd like. I WOULD LOVE TO, SYG!!! But is it too late now? Maybe I can give you a (potentially belated) happy new years gift instead?
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

EsBe wrote:Thinking out loud (but silently, as I don't verbally narrate as I type; I think only actors being filmed do that) this is the first time I have ever F5ed a tracking webpage for a package I wasn't receiving. Also, its shortened browser tab amusingly looks like it is censoring profanity.
I know it's just left New Jersey, damnit, but where is it now? GIVE ME THE F...CKING DETAILS!!
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
jvcc wrote:Ohmygosh, I got my gifts in the mail today! They are the greatest things ever! They're from Quetz and it's a Rock Magazine with a special feature on David Bowie, and a lot of stuff on Debby Harry which is also good. It has the "oral sex" picture, as Bowie called it, on the front. I also got a punk mixed CD. I haven't listened to it yet but I saw that it had the Buzzcocks, Television, and the Sex Pistols whom I already know that I like. AND I got a talking Dalek plush toy and a Matt Smith Lego® minifig. I'll take pictures soon. Or maybe a video of the Dalek with my Tardis. Thank you, Quetz!
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
jvcc wrote:I feel a bit insecure about the gift I sent out now.

gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
fanelian wrote:So, you can always say you went at it mexican style if you procrastinate too much ... wait, that sounds mildly racist



PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
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