Secret Spamta 2011

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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:30 pm

Spooty tracking, update already!
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby loofah » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:51 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:Spooty tracking, update already!

Spooty, spoot spoot!
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:54 pm

Supposedly has been delivered.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby fanelian » Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:00 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:Supposedly has been delivered.


It has! :D

So I went to the PO Box today, since The Skimbass let me know my gift was in transit, and I had some other stuff to pick up as well. Things started to get suspicious/exiting when the woman told me she would have to give me my package using the back door (that's how they hand out the larger packages).

This is what I got:
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:shock: WOW.

I was utterly intrigued, but decided not to open it until I was home.

After fighting a battle against the super adhesive tape that kept the box securely, tightly and maddeningly closed, this is what I found inside:

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Foam beans! My Favorite!! But that was not all, no sir, not even close. This piece of AWESOMENESS was in there. BEHOLD :

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:lol: IT'S SO AMAZING! I must have let out a very audible cry of delight when I saw it because my mom came in to check what was it. I cannot describe my feeling of amusement/happinesss/surprise. I was elated as it was, but... there was more! MORE! There was still another box in there a bit heavy, that contained:

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Trashbags! Trashbags that contained... :o

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OH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! It's beeeeeeer.

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But, the best part you guys is, this is not just any beer, it's:

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Our own Jek's own "Battle Haze" :D

So, I've put them in the fridge for now, and later I'll make a toast to Jek and all the wonderful people of the magical realm of Spamusement!

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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EsBe » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:45 pm

Wow, that is spectacularly awesome, and I too am now feeling self conscious about my gift. Way to skew the bell curve, EvilJekyll! :P
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:51 pm

I'm impressed at how happy you are in those pictures. :-)
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:08 am

You people and your amazing gift giving abilities. Bravo!
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby Skimba » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:24 am

I had a great idea, but went with my second idea, which was kind-of lame. Not nearly that creative. Maybe one week I will make the time and then send something (even more) random out to Ponder.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:25 am

Fan, I love that initial picture of you and the six-pack! Seeing people's reactions when they get their gifts is the best part of Xmas to me. So even though I wasn't involved as gifter or giftee your picture gave me a big happy inside. :)

Also, those are some pretty awesome gifts aren't they? Kudos to Jek! 8)
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:28 am

Skimba wrote:I had a great idea, but went with my second idea, which was kind-of lame. Not nearly that creative. Maybe one week I will make the time and then send something (even more) random out to Ponder.

Aw don't worry about it. I'm a happy camper. Although if you were to take a picture of what you got that would be awesome (pressure pressure pressure) :mrgreen:
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:49 pm

That reminds me, I should take pictures of some of my stuff.

WAM BAM THANK YOU Quetz:
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My Dalek and Doctor:
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Locked in an epic battle for supremacy:
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I didn't take a picture of my CD because that would be silly. I like the Richard Hell and Television songs a lot.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:02 pm

OK. Here we are!
Beholder on his own:
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Beholder and a bracelet of EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!! You know, because it's sweet like that.
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Beholder upside-down (eye-topod):
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And, him and his newest buddy, CrabbyCrab:
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Thanks again loooofs!

Apologies for the large images. Do not feel like re-sizing as dinner is ready.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EsBe » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:09 pm

Them's a pretty cool horror of the underdark.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby badplantmommy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:36 am

So many cool things! Loving all the pictures.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby PonderThis » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:36 am

That there is an AWESOME Beholder! Too bad he didn't come with a bow tie ...
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby Dusk » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:34 pm

Holy crap, Jek. I want that present. :x
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:54 pm

Print your own?

Also, shipping to AUS would be a bitch.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:10 pm

a 10lb package to nz used to cost about $20 (us). not sure you can ship alcohol down under though....
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby Dusk » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:34 pm

If only I could print my own beer...
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:01 am

Dusk wrote:If only I could print my own beer...

Oh man, I'd fix my printer sooo fast...and need a new liver within 3 months.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:39 pm

I need to post pictures. Thanks Slydon!
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:07 am

Dusk wrote:If only I could print my own beer...

My brother works for HP, I will suggest this
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:13 am

Skimba wrote:
Dusk wrote:If only I could print my own beer...

Oh man, I'd fix my printer sooo fast...and need a new liver within 3 months.


Couldn't you just print a new one?
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:51 am

I am super-happy to see visual evidence of my presents being enjoyed.

jvcc wrote:I didn't take a picture of my CD because that would be silly. I like the Richard Hell and Television songs a lot.


Those songs are from the respective albums Blank Generation and Marquee Moon, so you'd probably also like them.

And if anyone was curious, this is the tracklist for jvcc's cd. Kind of a lot of tracks, because short punk songs are short. And now I am going to shut up about music because this is not the music thread.
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Re: Secret Spamta 2011

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:55 am

GUYS! I JUST GOT A PRESENT! THANK YOU SYG! I LOVE IT! Pictures to come soon. Also syggie should be getting a gift soon too, it's half-assembled at this point so now I better hustle my bustle.
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