Ok, these are old songs, 'cuz I'm old...
Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf
Soft Cell - Seedy Films
X- Adult Books
The Smiths - Reel Around the Fountain ("I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice. You can pin and mount me like a butterfly."
The Pretenders - Night in My Veins
Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light
And there are a few from the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack that would fit the bill. "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me" comes to mind.
Caller I.D. takes all the fun out of prank phone calls.