This went better than expected, and hopefully this will be the basis for a similar variation in the future!
EvilJekyll composed the following:
A collection of monks invoked a curse upon the spammy land: "All those who enter, shall be forced to speak in CRIMBO talk and sing carols of the holiday variety."
And thus, Fanelian, Nik, and a kind of a prick belted with glee, "On the first day of CHRISTMAS, sir steven gave to me, a free massage from Sully!"
Pondthus complied with:
On the second day of Christmas, Stevenf sent to me: Two dollar bills, and a treat from his friend named Sully.
"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four dollars per massage, three undead WoW characters, two men fleeing the scene, and a pipe smoked sophisticatedly."
Zombie Protested and rectified:
Mystifiying Decently and decadently typed:
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Art Show gave to me: four giants stomping, three questers questing, two peasants fleeing, and a member of the gentry.
EsBe gave to me:
Dusk Brought in prose:
On the 5th day of christmas secret snata gave to me
FIVE BAGS OF WEED
four dancing martians
three druids maiming
two pictures leaning
and an arrogant ponce in a cape.
James scribble scrabbled:
Sum Yungish Gai rattled of his wish list:
on the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 6 moldy kumquats
- 5 bags of weed
- 4 smoking aliens
- 3 artsy jesus
- 2 maracas
- and uatu watching over me
Fanny fan fan has the plan plan:
Chrismachine timetravelled to give us:
On the seventh day of Christmas, Stevenf gave to me : 7 coconut bras, 6 “golden” eggs, 5 marijuana happy-meals, 4 stogie-smoking aliens, 3 Bob Ross / Jesus hybrids, 2 fake vaginas and a Roman emperor.
N U L L:
On the 8th day of Spammas, after a sound clubbing, Steven F's spamta bag fell to the floor revealing:
8 kupo cats a-playing
7 bikini tops just-laying
6 eggs a-painting
5 hap--py meals
4 smoking aliens
3 Bob Ross'
2 disguised plantains
and a hotdog on a roman's stick!
Enter new challenger! kavendek draws:
Apologies for letting the doubled up number slip. Anyway, Seacrest out!
Anyone else have the munchies?