EvilJekyll composed the following:
A collection of monks invoked a curse upon the spammy land: "All those who enter, shall be forced to speak in CRIMBO talk and sing carols of the holiday variety."
And thus, Fanelian, Nik, and a kind of a prick belted with glee, "On the first day of CHRISTMAS, sir steven gave to me, a free massage from Sully!"
Pondthus complied with:

Ntw3k1 jollied:
On the second day of Christmas, Stevenf sent to me: Two dollar bills, and a treat from his friend named Sully.
Skimbra +1'd:

JvCc debatled:
"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four dollars per massage, three undead WoW characters, two men fleeing the scene, and a pipe smoked sophisticatedly."
Zombie Protested and rectified:

Mystifiying Decently and decadently typed:
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Art Show gave to me: four giants stomping, three questers questing, two peasants fleeing, and a member of the gentry.
EsBe gave to me:

Dusk Brought in prose:
On the 5th day of christmas secret snata gave to me
FIVE BAGS OF WEED
four dancing martians
three druids maiming
two pictures leaning
and an arrogant ponce in a cape.
James scribble scrabbled:

Sum Yungish Gai rattled of his wish list:
on the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 6 moldy kumquats
- 5 bags of weed
- 4 smoking aliens
- 3 artsy jesus
- 2 maracas
- and uatu watching over me
Fanny fan fan has the plan plan:

Chrismachine timetravelled to give us:
On the seventh day of Christmas, Stevenf gave to me : 7 coconut bras, 6 “golden” eggs, 5 marijuana happy-meals, 4 stogie-smoking aliens, 3 Bob Ross / Jesus hybrids, 2 fake vaginas and a Roman emperor.
N U L L:

Skimba'd:
On the 8th day of Spammas, after a sound clubbing, Steven F's spamta bag fell to the floor revealing:
8 kupo cats a-playing
7 bikini tops just-laying
6 eggs a-painting
5 hap--py meals
4 smoking aliens
3 Bob Ross'
2 disguised plantains
and a hotdog on a roman's stick!
Enter new challenger! kavendek draws:

Apologies for letting the doubled up number slip. Anyway, Seacrest out!
Anyone else have the munchies?