"I want you to MS Paint" A spam email.

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"I want you to MS Paint" A spam email.

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:23 pm

Below is an email that got sent to me today. I was...confused to say the least:

Ok first question, who the fork am I? I'm the owner of a site called [redacted] Why am I contacting you? Because I want you to draw with us. What are you drawing? A guide to the prophet Muhammad to enrage some Islamic extremists. Why would I get involved with this? Because its extremely funny and we link peoples websites via our own if they work with us.

That answer most of your questions? We should at least have a chat to see if something could work. Have a look at what we do and get back to me.
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Re: "I want you to MS Paint" A spam email.

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Postby Skimba » Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:11 pm

Oh...oh my.... :lol:
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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:59 pm

I'm really not sure that it's all that funny when they know precisely what reaction they're likely to get. Hahaha those people are angry and setting stuff on fire and attacking people.

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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:06 am

yeah, that kind of reminds me of a dude i used to hang out with. he got his buddy so drunk the guy couldn't stand and puked all over himself and this dude kept laughing at him. ooh, we're having fun now... :roll:
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Re: "I want you to MS Paint" A spam email.

Postby Nyperold » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:49 pm

Yyyyyeah... I think I'd leave it to random people who have no idea that their works could be taken as A FLIMSY, EXTREMELY POOR EXCUSE to go kill and cause property damage when the victims have nothing to do with the one who did it.

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Re: "I want you to MS Paint" A spam email.

Postby badplantmommy » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:12 am

If this was a legit assignment, it sounds like one that could get you killed. :o
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