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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 16, 2016 11:29 pm

"Just my luck," I muttered, "No wifi in the vortex."
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:59 pm

The dust parted in front of me and light came streaming down from some place far above.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby Skimba » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:46 pm

"Mom?", I inquired.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:48 pm

'Yes?', replied a large Russian man.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby chrismachine » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:16 pm

"Why did you ever agree to that nickname when your name is Sven?" I finally blurted out, after some hesitation.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:21 pm

"You are welcome to remove self from snow, if you do not want help from Mom."
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:06 am

It quickly became apparent that this was metaphorical snow.

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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:32 am

Outside, it looked like the remnants of a great party had happened overnight which was immediately confirmed by the sound of retching coming from the alleyway.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:12 am

The sound of retching steadily intensified and soon it was coming from all directions.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:19 pm

When an adjacent, possibly hallucination-induced, portal revealed the source, I could barely disguise my shock.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby chrismachine » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:18 pm

The electricity flowed directly from my bones, lucky not to have been perceived.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:13 am

I would have preferred not to have gone into the retch portal, but its gravitational pull had other ideas.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:56 pm

I meekly accepted my fate.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:22 am

I felt, not unsurprisingly, as though I was going to be sick.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:38 pm

Thankfully the electricity emanating from my bones and pulsing through my muscles was sufficient to numb the parts of my gastrointestinal tract necessary for retching so that, while I was continuously dry heaving, I did not, in fact, retch.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby chrismachine » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:36 pm

Thirty seconds later, though, I did in fact retch.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:46 pm

A voice boomed from the sky, demanding that my gastrointestinal tract make up its mind.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:02 pm

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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:32 am

I heard a noise behind me and turned around to see what was there.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby Skimba » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:07 am

"Oh, it's just you," I said.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby sum yun gai » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:25 pm

"You look terrible!" I remarked to the mirror hanging haphazardly from the broken wall.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:08 pm

"It takes one to know one, bub," I replied.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:22 pm

The mirror shattered into an uncountable number of pieces.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby chrismachine » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:42 pm

Seeing this as a challenge, I began in earnest.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby jvcc » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:09 pm

But I ended up in Algernon.
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