Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story
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"Just my luck," I muttered, "No wifi in the vortex."
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The dust parted in front of me and light came streaming down from some place far above.
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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"Mom?", I inquired.
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
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"Why did you ever agree to that nickname when your name is Sven?" I finally blurted out, after some hesitation.
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"You are welcome to remove self from snow, if you do not want help from Mom."
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It quickly became apparent that this was metaphorical snow.
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Outside, it looked like the remnants of a great party had happened overnight which was immediately confirmed by the sound of retching coming from the alleyway.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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The sound of retching steadily intensified and soon it was coming from all directions.
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When an adjacent, possibly hallucination-induced, portal revealed the source, I could barely disguise my shock.
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The electricity flowed directly from my bones, lucky not to have been perceived.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
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I would have preferred not to have gone into the retch portal, but its gravitational pull had other ideas.
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I felt, not unsurprisingly, as though I was going to be sick.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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Thankfully the electricity emanating from my bones and pulsing through my muscles was sufficient to numb the parts of my gastrointestinal tract necessary for retching so that, while I was continuously dry heaving, I did not, in fact, retch.
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Thirty seconds later, though, I did in fact retch.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
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A voice boomed from the sky, demanding that my gastrointestinal tract make up its mind.
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"Please tell me it's not the giant mantis again," I muttered to no one in particular.
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I heard a noise behind me and turned around to see what was there.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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"Oh, it's just you," I said.
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
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"You look terrible!" I remarked to the mirror hanging haphazardly from the broken wall.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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"It takes one to know one, bub," I replied.
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The mirror shattered into an uncountable number of pieces.
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Seeing this as a challenge, I began in earnest.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
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But I ended up in Algernon.
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