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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby chrismachine » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:32 pm

It soon became clear that I had failed to see the importance of all of this.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:54 pm

Algernon chuckled at the unspoken humour in a somewhat unsettling fashion.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:35 pm

Crickets chirped; a tumbleweed rolled slowly by....
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby chrismachine » Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:03 pm

As I stepped out of Algernon's still-warm body, I felt as though I would have more than enough guts to complete my mission.
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:21 pm

Hang on a minute, what is my mission?
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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby sum yun gai » Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:56 am

A disembodied voice intoned from above: "If you don't remember, I certainly will not help you figure it out."
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: Second One Sentence at a Time Spamusement Story

Postby Skimba » Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:42 pm

"Dog, dammit!"
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